when's the last time you felt hot/sexy?

[Ilya]

its pretty obvious, really

[Theif of Time]

Ilyaz you watch too much pron.

[Ilya]

i made watching porn cool

[Ashlee]

flexible bitches can lay on the table and you can sit under it in the middle and she can bend around 270 degrees and suck your dick while getting fucked by another dude at the same time on the table. that way you dont have to see the other dude and avoid dick2dick contact

Shit, that seems extremely uncomfortable for the first guy. Like they sit UNDER the table with their hips thrust in the air like they're giving birth because the whore is ON the table?

Fuck that and do it right, who cares if there's someone else sharing her with you? That isn't really gay unless you end up participating in gay activities with them. It would be better to just go give yourself a handjob then go numb in the legs from the awkward position, even with their flexibility.

[Ilya]

you dont have to have your hips thrust anywhere. if shes flexible she can reach

you can sit like this

[Ilya]

upset.jpg

[Ilya]

that is a good start for page 3

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[geekbot]

This dude is feelin so hot/sexy right now. Like all I need now is a table and one of those flexi-biishes

[Cops]

was on the transit the other day i hadn't shaved in awhile and I was gettign hit on like woah. i feel pretty hot right now, black shirt that shows my ribs and my blue jeans.

anyone up fort a quick e-shag?

[DoTheFandango]

Sorry DTF, but suckmuhdickplz is not the new f.

well it should be.suckmuhdickplz

[Ashlee]

you dont have to have your hips thrust anywhere. if shes flexible she can reach

you can sit like this

She must have a camel tongue, then.

[Facetious]

Fuck that and do it right, who cares if there's someone else sharing her with you?

i dont want my dick touching another dudes

then again im not all about the eiffel-towering concept anyway

[DoTheFandango]

i dont want my dick touching another dudes

sword fight!

[Nickname]

i'd stab you.