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  • #16
    I once couldnt find my key for like 3 hours, I missed 3 classes just looking for them. it turns out they were wrapped up in my towel in the dirty laundry, I dont know why though.

    get one of those strap things for your keys, it helps being able to find them becasue you just have to look for the giant strap which is easier to spot.
    Like, there was this ninja who got
    ticked off at some people who kept
    talking while he was trying to rock
    out on his guitar, so the ninja totally
    flipped out and sang at them till
    they all exploded!!! (true story.)

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    • #17
      my guess is that you opened the door, and never took the keys out of it, and you went in, and you closed the door, and now you have forgot it, and now when i have told you about it, you remember it again..

      short one: check your door
      Throughout time, there’s been
      crimes, throughout our history
      But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
      Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
      Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

      Come on my countrymen
      Come on and take a stand
      Don’t let ‘em take away your land

      the Wenger bus is coming
      and all the kids are running
      from London to Manchester
      cos he's a child molester


      fuck islam

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      • #18
        UPDATE:

        They mysteriously turned up hanging on the key hooks by the front door. No one in my family can remember finding them and/or putting them there. It is a mystery!

        (And yes, I did look there to start)
        USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
        ---A few minutes later---
        9:cool koen> you scorereseted
        9:Kim> UM
        9:Kim> i didn't
        9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
        9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
        9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
        9:pascone> lol?

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        • #19
          And that's the end of that chapter

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          • #20
            It must be a ghost, man! Aaaaaaa!

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            • #21
              Or a zombie. Braaaaaiiiiiinss
              last.fm - Keeping it short

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              • #22
                mage
                Originally posted by turmio
                jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                Originally posted by grand
                I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                • #23
                  ewan you have bad environmental mastery

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                  • #24
                    So ummm...that's quite the bump
                    boo...:eek:

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                    • #25
                      Ewan sorry to break this to you, but your parents have Alzheimers
                      Originally posted by Facetious
                      edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                      • #26
                        i've been thinking about your keys since september

                        thank you for the update and im glad all is well
                        can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                        • #27
                          AND YOUR DOG IS a FAG
                          Originally posted by turmio
                          jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                          Originally posted by grand
                          I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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