What are the things you can't do but other people can.

[Ashlee]

I can't whistle properly, it sort of sounds like a bird with a hole in their beak gargling with listerine.

I can't do the crip walk (I tried extremely unsuccessfully after that one thread).

I can't put on lip gloss with my mouth closed without smearing it all over my face.

I can dance but I can't do the electric slide without tripping.

I can't do a backflip but I can stand on my hands and do normal cartwheels, I think it's just uncoordination.

I can't speak fake Japanese properly (ie RISH FIED WICE. Yes, I fucked that up somehow.)

I can't speak German because I can't make that spitting gut sound like ACHHHTH.

I can't wiggle either of my ears.

I can't watch Lion King without crying when Simba's dad his trampled by a herd of elephants or wuteva.

I can't sing opera.

I can't draw a perfect circle.

I can't write with my left hand unless it's in cursive.

I can't eat fish oil.

I can't eat red meat that isn't cooked well without gagging.

I can't sniff peanut butter without gagging.

I can't eat really spicy food without gagging.

I can't eat those cheese sticks without gagging at least once.

I can't beat this one level on this game that I can't remember what it was but I think it was Mario or something.

Oh oh and I can't talk street.

[ZeUs!!]

I can't sniff peanut butter without gagging.

Soulmate

[DoTheFandango]

Ranch Dressing / Mayonaisse does that to me.

[Ashlee]

Soulmate

I thought I was one of the only people who gagged @ peanut butter smell, cool ff

I don't gag at ranch, but I gag at umm 1000 Islands, I think it is. And French dressing.

Oh, here's another one

I can't eat salad with dressing, I have to eat it raw because I don't like when the lettuce gets soggy and soaks up the sour tang of the dressing.

[ZeUs!!]

OK abandoned

[DoTheFandango]

it could be worse.

-DELETED PENIS JOKE-

[Ashlee]

it could be worse.

-DELETED PENIS JOKE-

rorlrolflfrfff

[ZeUs!!]

There was "gagging" and there was the word "soggy" which always makes me giggle but there was little room for a cock joke. Unless you crowbar one in like "CAN'T EAT THOSE CHEESE STICKS? WAIT TIL YOU TASTE THE CHEESE ON THIS STICK" which does not work

[Blanke]

I can't eat asparagus without gagging.

Well, now I can eat it, but it has to be heavily marinated.

Actually, asparagus is easy to eat compared to other things. (I'm asian, what can i say?)

Oh, and any jokes won't be surprising, but go ahead anyways.

[Da1andonly]

I can't do this:










EDIT; nor get fat. :/

[PjOtTeR]

I can't quit subspace.

Wait, this was about things i couldn't and others could, nvm i guess.

[Ashlee]

Ohh oh oh

I can't do the westside symbol without using my left hand to cross the two fingers

I will never be accepted by the gangsters

[Mr. Peanuts]

I seriously doubt it. It may look like it, but you are probably going to same direction in different speeds.

No, I can definitely do it

I just couldn't think of something I can't do that others can because I'm so awesome.

[Dealt]

. I can chug a liter of pop and feel fine.

litreacola?

i am god.
i dont have 8 arms like bishnu.

[StarKitty]

I can't pay attention in lectures... I quite literally stop listening after about 5 minutes and start looking all around the room and doing other things..
It's quite embarassing when people start looking at me because i'm distracting them
I just get notes from someone else these days