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  • #16
    Originally posted by DoTheFandango
    What happened to "The Sun Never Set on the British Empire"?

    That's right, it got bitch slapped.
    The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.
    2:Displaced> k washed my nuts, hope they stop itching now
    2:Displaced> now its my fucking foot that is itching, FOR FUCKS SAKE

    2:Eeks> there was this girl that had a crush on me
    2:Eeks> and she had the biggest boobs i've ever seen live
    2:Eeks> had back problems too i think
    2:Eeks> it was kinda disturbing when her boobs were bigger than her head

    1:DangerGirl> spider, give your cap to era
    1:spider> Wooooohoo!
    1:spider> .*passes the hat*
    1:Erathia> <eats the hat>

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Burzum
      The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.
      You are retarded.
      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by majin-uub
        At school we learned a couple of years ago about the whole american revolution thing, and all that. They made american's look like hero's, and then like 2 months later they make canadians sound like a super power, and keep pointing out that we burned the light house or something.
        We burned the White House. Really famous building. You've probably heard of it. And that all happened in the war of 1812, not the American Revolution.

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        • #19
          We did no American History at our school, was all European and British history, and the British history around the period of the American Revolution was conveniently skipped.

          Actually, we did do some work on the American Civil War, I remember watching Glory in a history lesson.
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          • #20
            Originally posted by DoTheFandango
            You are retarded.
            http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~beej/bloopers.html

            blblblblblbl!!!11

            edit: Funny that halfway around the globe, people know more about your own country than you do...be that the US or Canada.
            Last edited by Burzum; 10-05-2005, 09:18 PM.
            2:Displaced> k washed my nuts, hope they stop itching now
            2:Displaced> now its my fucking foot that is itching, FOR FUCKS SAKE

            2:Eeks> there was this girl that had a crush on me
            2:Eeks> and she had the biggest boobs i've ever seen live
            2:Eeks> had back problems too i think
            2:Eeks> it was kinda disturbing when her boobs were bigger than her head

            1:DangerGirl> spider, give your cap to era
            1:spider> Wooooohoo!
            1:spider> .*passes the hat*
            1:Erathia> <eats the hat>

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Troll King
              We burned the White House. Really famous building. You've probably heard of it. And that all happened in the war of 1812, not the American Revolution.
              Yeah I know about the white house. For some odd reason I didn't do so well remembering all the facts that they taught us. Haha i wrote light house, I meant white house.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Burzum
                http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~beej/bloopers.html

                blblblblblbl!!!11

                edit: Funny that halfway around the globe, people know more about your own country than you do...be that the US or Canada.
                Not only is that link irrevelant and useless, you completely missed the meaning of "The Sun Never Sets on the British Empire". That meant it was so vast that the Sun was always shining on it somewhere. Not that it was in the East.

                BTW, the sun still sets in England.
                Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                • #23
                  fgsfds

                  Open the link, press ctrl + f and type in "empire". You'll soon see why it was perfectly suited for this thread (I'm one of those irreversibly sarcastic fuckers, can't help it). You might not realise it, but I do know quite a lot about British history and history in general.
                  2:Displaced> k washed my nuts, hope they stop itching now
                  2:Displaced> now its my fucking foot that is itching, FOR FUCKS SAKE

                  2:Eeks> there was this girl that had a crush on me
                  2:Eeks> and she had the biggest boobs i've ever seen live
                  2:Eeks> had back problems too i think
                  2:Eeks> it was kinda disturbing when her boobs were bigger than her head

                  1:DangerGirl> spider, give your cap to era
                  1:spider> Wooooohoo!
                  1:spider> .*passes the hat*
                  1:Erathia> <eats the hat>

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                  • #24
                    Whatever happened to the word " boss", used like the word cool? Like " that twinkie was so boss man, I ate it in like two seconds ".

                    The American Revolution was totally boss. George Washington + British people and guns? Boss like sauce.
                    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                    • #25
                      oh ok.

                      you're still stupid.
                      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                      • #26
                        I'm pretty sure there was a Frenchman involved in the Revolution, as well.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Liquid Blue
                          Whatever happened to the word " boss", used like the word cool? Like " that twinkie was so boss man, I ate it in like two seconds ".
                          That word existed for like two seconds

                          I liked it better than "da bomb" though, da bomb just got retarded

                          Why did that one go away? Terrorism or something? I don't remember anyone saying it in like the past three years.

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                          • #28
                            yeah i definitely dont understand burzums point but it seems dumb so i didnt click on the link
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                            • #29
                              English history


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                              American history


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                              Reinstate Sarien
                              ph> AND THEN ME AND THE PLOINKIES WILL HEAD DOWN TO THE LOCAL CRUFFER FOR TEA AND WONKETS

                              Hal Wilker> Need I look recall the statement? And Suh.. control ya ho

                              "no, it's Monday, which of course means it's ethnic day, so ill be going with Rosalita"

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                              • #30
                                Well I think some people are wondering why it would only be classified as American history, since it involved the british. But I guess the whole " too many colonies revolted to talk about only one" thing applies.
                                My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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