Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Religion Question ( oh no not again )

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #31
    Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts
    unfortunately
    By all means interpretation of any teaching religous or otherwise allows its evolution or progression to "fit" our own beliefs.. They should not completely instruct a person, but advise.

    Personally I hate the whole notion of hell, I belive that nobody can know to any extent what this world is truely about and so any unbaptised/illinformed people without leading a particularly bad life deserve (and should recieve) forgiveness.

    Remember, God is an absolute being and knows a persons true sorrows and guilts.



    You haven't yet been baptised, do not think of it as a "get out of jail free card" but when you are personally ready.. there will be little else stopping you. Good luck.
    LoPIST> i have tons of leet freinds

    Comment


    • #32
      Religion is a form of control.
      If someone doesn't give anything about his life, you cannot control him by threatening to kill him, but if you can make him believe that there is an afterlife where someone can punish him, you can keep him from doing wrong. Religion is a very powerful tool.
      I think that's why you are not allowed to make an image of God, it will take away (some of) the mystery and thereby the fear for God.
      You ate some priest porridge

      Comment


      • #33
        I don't see it as a total form of control, this argument has been done dozens of times but religion means alot of different things to alot of different people.
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

        Comment


        • #34
          My interpretation used to come from what I was taught in school when I was very young, but now I think fuck all that, I'll interpret it as an individual

          Comment


          • #35
            Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts
            My interpretation used to come from what I was taught in school when I was very young, but now I think fuck all that, I'll interpret it as an individual
            Hurrah! lets all do this
            I really do like pie

            Aos> im a freelance Gynecologist

            GHB>I AM ANGRY ON THE INTERNETf

            Matchbot1> You can't challenge your own squad, silly :P

            Comment


            • #36
              Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts
              My interpretation used to come from what I was taught in school when I was very young, but now I think fuck all that, I'll interpret it as an individual
              I'm not 100% sure on this but I believe it says somewhere in the good book that God wants followers who think, as opposed to those who follow blindly.

              Or this could have just been something someone said to me once, either way I believe it (which is ironic because I'm believing something which has been fed to me).

              Comment


              • #37
                Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts
                "It's easier to fit a camel through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter heaven."
                It's not literal. I'd take it to mean "if you're in love with money, you need to reevaluate your priorities. What's more important- heaven or money?"

                Children of God-ah. God HATES the rich-ah. You read it here- you needn't think any longer. Paypal all your money to geekbot and you WILL be saved-ah. You will received a bless-ed prayer hankie-ah. Puh-raise tha lawd-ah! Hallelujah!

                Comment


                • #38
                  Originally posted by SpiderMage
                  I believe Christians need to be baptized to go to Heaven, because for Christians there is no Purgatory at all. I haven't been baptized but 'm going to talk to Abby about it, she has been I think, can't remember at the moment.

                  But when it comes to Christians, every book 've read they always describe someone who repents in church getting baptized then and there.
                  WRONG!

                  For Catholics, the root of Christianity, there is purgatory.

                  Trust me mate, four years of this shit.
                  Originally posted by Tone
                  Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

                  Comment


                  • #39
                    WHAT IF THIS IS PURGATORY !!!

                    (Insert twilight zone music here)

                    but seriously guys its all just silly

                    look at it from a non religious point of view, if you had never heard of christianity and seen a group of so called civilized people debating whether or not splashing some water and saying a few words will get them into a mystical paradise for all eternity after they have died. I think you might think that they were crazy and naive.

                    I've seen christians scoff at other (specialy more ancient religions) rituals, yet baptism is a really silly ritual in itself, maybe i should do a rain dance in the middle of the street (bad example as we get plenty of rain) and see the looks i get from the general populace.
                    In my world,
                    I am King

                    sigpic

                    Comment


                    • #40
                      Purgatory Catholics believe, is a place where you go when you have died and are not ready to recieve heaven, or hell. Basically, it's a big line where you wait for your sould to be judged. The perk is that once in purgatory, you can't be sent to hell. The bad part is: It could take a veeeeeery long time for you to have your sould judged, and then if you don't pass inspection, you get to wait in purgatory for another chance to have your sould examined.
                      Originally posted by Tone
                      Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

                      Comment


                      • #41
                        We watched a movie about purgatory in Confirmation class once. By worshipping these holy relics, you're supposedly cutting the time that you spend in purgatory. Just praying over this tiny little thing cuts out about 10,000 years in purgatory, so it makes you wonder how many years the Catholics believe you spend in purgatory. Can anyone enlighten me on this?
                        Pandagirl!

                        (ph)>12 is just right

                        In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                        1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                        1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                        1:Chao <ER>> at all
                        1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                        1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                        Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                        Chao <ER> - hero

                        Comment


                        • #42
                          Originally posted by pandagirl89
                          We watched a movie about purgatory in Confirmation class once. By worshipping these holy relics, you're supposedly cutting the time that you spend in purgatory. Just praying over this tiny little thing cuts out about 10,000 years in purgatory, so it makes you wonder how many years the Catholics believe you spend in purgatory. Can anyone enlighten me on this?
                          Depends.

                          I never heard about the relic thing, but some things Catholics believe are nuts.

                          I'm just sayin what they believe, not necessarily that I myself believe it.
                          Originally posted by Tone
                          Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

                          Comment


                          • #43
                            Yea but it was a movie set in the 1500's, because we were learning about Martin Luther and his reforms. Maybe it has changed since then?
                            Pandagirl!

                            (ph)>12 is just right

                            In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                            1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                            1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                            1:Chao <ER>> at all
                            1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                            1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                            Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                            Chao <ER> - hero

                            Comment


                            • #44
                              Because nothing has changed in the past 505 years at all.
                              Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                              sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

                              Comment


                              • #45
                                Originally posted by pandagirl89
                                Yea but it was a movie set in the 1500's, because we were learning about Martin Luther and his reforms. Maybe it has changed since then?
                                yea, that would make sense, because people aren't as stupid toward religion nowadays as they were back then (no matter what you say Sam.)
                                Originally posted by Tone
                                Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X