Bro's before Ho's

[ZeUs!!]

I've got a flatmate who would drop all of his friends in an instant to get off with a girl just for one night. He would sleep with literally anything, his critera extends to a 'skirt' and 'pulse'. You get the feeling that he'll become friends with you just to get close to your girlfriend, and he'll try it on with her while you're still going out. The other night we were playing drinking games, and the end result was you had to kiss a member of the opposite sex. Of course all the girls that were taken got a peck on the cheek. This guy thought otherwise and stuck his tongue down the throat of one of his best friend's girlfriends. He's also tried it on with the girl I was seeing and he's really slimey and leery around other taken girls. It really makes you question how highly he regards your friendship. The thing is he'll go for anyone and everyone because he's so fucking fat and ugly. But the other ugly ones are just happy for attention so he's got a moderately high success rate. Does anyone else have any similar experiences of this or any attitudes towards this?

Yes ilya, its DSS

[Sarien]

Get him really drunk and tie him up. When he sobers up, inform him if he ever does it to a girlfriend of yours again, you'll cut his balls off.

That or just get him drunk and draw various insults about his behavior on him with permanent marker.

He's a dick, and I wouldn't consider him a partial friend that does shitty things, I'd consider him a dick that will fuck me over if he gets the chance.

[Horny Elf]

Get him really drunk and tie him up. When he sobers up, inform him if he ever does it to a girlfriend of yours again, you'll cut his balls off.

That or just get him drunk and draw various insults about his behavior on him with permanent marker.

He's a dick, and I wouldn't consider him a partial friend that does shitty things, I'd consider him a dick that will fuck me over if he gets the chance.

Can you shut up ? I can feel my iq-points dropping as i read the piss you manage to fling out on the internet.

[Sarien]

Neat. How's it feel to finally go into the negative range then?

[Horny Elf]

Neat. How's it feel to finally go into the negative range then?

http://www.sr.se/P1/src/sing/index.htm?key=FOL8Y09J

[Ilya]

dss, never change.

btw, bro, it's bros before hos, not bro's before ho's

welcome to english

[Horny Elf]

dss, never change.

btw, bro, it's bros before hos, not bro's before ho's

welcome to english

HOS? HOES

[Ewan]

That's pretty wierd. Last night I had an argument with one of my mates. It's kinda the opposite of your little story, I'm the bastard. There's this girl we both fancy, he pulled her a few weeks back, and then a week or so later, she basically told him she didn't fancy him and that she didn't want anything to happen. Well, seeing as I fancy her, basically everytime we go out somewhere, I'm trying it on with her, right in his face. I've not pulled, but I got pretty close last night, and I think that sparked him off kinda. He basically told me what a shit friend I was being, and the thing is, all I could do was agree. I don't want to fall out with him, but I still like the girl, so I don't really know what to do at the moment.

Sigh... Life.

[Ilya]

HOS? HOES

a hoe is a garden utencil you dumb motherfucker

[Horny Elf]

That's pretty wierd. Last night I had an argument with one of my mates. It's kinda the opposite of your little story, I'm the bastard. There's this girl we both fancy, he pulled her a few weeks back, and then a week or so later, she basically told him she didn't fancy him and that she didn't want anything to happen. Well, seeing as I fancy her, basically everytime we go out somewhere, I'm trying it on with her, right in his face. I've not pulled, but I got pretty close last night, and I think that sparked him off kinda. He basically told me what a shit friend I was being, and the thing is, all I could do was agree. I don't want to fall out with him, but I still like the girl, so I don't really know what to do at the moment.

Sigh... Life.

i bet sarien has yet another brilliant solution to your problem

[Horny Elf]

a hoe is a garden utencil you dumb motherfucker

why are you being so mean?

[Ilya]

i am emotionally unstable and should be locked up

[Pressure Drop]

i have a friend like that. All that seems to matter to him is pussy beyond all logic or friendship, and once he has got what he wants he looses interest after month and moves on leaving some poor wreck off a girl behind him. During the time he is going out with a girl he still tries it on with anything with a heartbeat. There is nothing wrong with causual sex in my book as long as both parties are single but that is never the case with him.

he shagged his best mate's fiance which ruined a long standing childhood friendship off over 15 years. He's had an affair with a married women. He has tried it on with other friends girlfriends.

I don't see much off him these days, the last 2 times i arranged to go out with him he said he would deffinately go and then doesn't show up. Now the only time i see him is every few months he pops into my house and tells me about his latest conquests while i just shake my head and say "jeeze thats not good".

I really don't get it, he has a really bad reputation with all my friends as a sleazy womanising bastard . He's a nice guy when there are no women aout and he's not talking about how some girl wasn't going to put out but then he talked her into it and fucked her with her parents downstairs then broke up with her ... But unfortunaltly that side seems to be disappearing

[Facetious]

bro is before ho is

that guy doesnt sound like a friend to anyone, but then again, it seems as if you guys arent strict enough with him

if anyone i know did that to the girlfriend of anyone else i know, that guy would hear a lot of "fuck you, ill kill you" not "im going to go ask what i should do about this on the internet"

[za gophar]

yeah, i learned that lesson last year when i spent too much time with a girl. i got burnt out on her, and while i was alone with her my friends got closer to one another without me.

when i ended it, i felt alienated within my group of friends.

zeus, give him this quote from ferris buehler's day off:

"Cameron has never been in love. At least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work."