Original Jokes?

[Pressure]

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[Twerp]

That was horrible.

[Zabuza]

Yeah, thats a stupid joke.

[BleakFuture]

I understand it, but it's not very funny. The funniest jokes are the blatantly random ones.

[Superted]

polish people = stupid
u feed babies through a nipple.. plastic one on a bottle, but to soften them u boil them first
so the polish don't breast feed because they're stupid and think they gotta boil their nipples :fear:

A joke isn't funny when you have to explain it.

[Ashlee]

that still isn't funny

ok i have a joke

The Nun & The Hippie

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.
He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?"
"No," she replies, "I'm married to god." She stands up, and gets
off at the next stop.

The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell
you how to get to have sex with her!"

"Yeah?" says the hippie.

"Yeah!" says the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night
at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a
hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in
the cemetery claiming to be God."

The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as
suggested on the next Tuesday night.

"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face.

"Have sex with me."

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal
sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.

God agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.

As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.

"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"

"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!"

[Simple Mistake]

HAHA i get it... HE'S GOT AIDS NOW!!!!!

HAHAHA haha.. ha. haa...

he's a fag too :turned:

[Twerp]

The title said original jokes, ashlee.

[Simple Mistake]

I never heard it before, and I told it to a bunch of people at work and they all laughed. So I guess it was original for me.

Course I adlibbed the part where he caught aids...

hyuck hycuk hyuck

[StarKitty]

rofl :P that as good as the "i kicked her in the face" one

^-^

[Ilya]

what did one tampon say to the other?

see you next period

[Wil]

What sexual position produces the ugliest offspring?


Ask your mum!

That sucked, this is better

A seven year old boy was at the center of a crown court courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to Sunderland FC, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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A seven year old boy was at the center of a crown court courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to Sunderland FC, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

nice, and so true

[Ashlee]

well when I google'd original jokes it came up :'(

[ZeUs!!]

What should you do it your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and consider lubrication