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Let's see.. I don't even know where to begin. Since I've returned..
I've been tripled-brain-fucked by the testosterone lacking triad of Pandagirl, Goddess, and Volcs. The various whims of all of these less-than-mediocre ladies have left my inner child screaming for some sort of rehabilitating recognition. I thought that idiocy could not possibly reach new heights after leaving on Pandagirl's ditsy note last time. I was terribly mistaken, as not only did I return to her, but two equally determined douche-damsels and a pre-pubescent, less feminine supplement, Zabuza. Volcs, with her lack of "cool", and Goddess --with her lack of any semblance to the language I once thoroughly enjoyed speaking, English --have unknowingly joined forces in killing my love of any utilization of diction. Thanks, to each and every one of you four, because I think I'm having a aneurysm.
I've noticed an apparent lack of Jerome/Machine of God posts. I know the latter is banned, but this place isn't the same without a constant barrage of nothingness from Jerome, and spontaneity from Machine of God. It's hard to hate Machine of God with his utter randomness. Just makes you wonder if there truly is only one species of human being. I dream of sucking my own cock, just to see you laugh maniacally, while performing your Canadian/Irish jig, MoG.
Laid witness to the appearance of one "bam__ ashlee". She reminds me of a more popular, female version of Jerome. I know it's because every one of you depraved fucks finds it amusing that a hot female has found her way to this little den of dumb. I found out she's from Arkansas, too, and while that's cool, I don't know if she'll ever get to meet the asshole that was truly Melufa, as he is long gone in the inundation of moronic jabber that is Volcs, Goddess, Pandagirl, and Zabuza.
I find I am constantly licking my own balls, hoping my tongue will miraculously grow some form of natural spikage. This place needs an apocalypse. I propose Annux for the representative Loki.
Fit of Rage has adapted the brownest nose in the history of Trench Wars. Continue to lick Trench Wars balls, and hope that one day you'll be cool as your wet-dream inducing, internet rolemodels, the Pallies. Remind everyone that it's "Okay to be cool in a game" as you stumble towards some form of mundane wit with every post you make on this board.
I even miss wadi. At least it was some decent challenge trying to evade that bastard. He thought he was funny, and he was, on rare occasions, but that kind of arrogance is unique. I tip this glass of self-ejaculate to you, asshole, and the many racist ploys foiled by your never-ending dedication to Trench Wars. Or rather, to your ego.
Oh yeah, and fuck you, Ilyander.
I've been tripled-brain-fucked by the testosterone lacking triad of Pandagirl, Goddess, and Volcs. The various whims of all of these less-than-mediocre ladies have left my inner child screaming for some sort of rehabilitating recognition. I thought that idiocy could not possibly reach new heights after leaving on Pandagirl's ditsy note last time. I was terribly mistaken, as not only did I return to her, but two equally determined douche-damsels and a pre-pubescent, less feminine supplement, Zabuza. Volcs, with her lack of "cool", and Goddess --with her lack of any semblance to the language I once thoroughly enjoyed speaking, English --have unknowingly joined forces in killing my love of any utilization of diction. Thanks, to each and every one of you four, because I think I'm having a aneurysm.
I've noticed an apparent lack of Jerome/Machine of God posts. I know the latter is banned, but this place isn't the same without a constant barrage of nothingness from Jerome, and spontaneity from Machine of God. It's hard to hate Machine of God with his utter randomness. Just makes you wonder if there truly is only one species of human being. I dream of sucking my own cock, just to see you laugh maniacally, while performing your Canadian/Irish jig, MoG.
Laid witness to the appearance of one "bam__ ashlee". She reminds me of a more popular, female version of Jerome. I know it's because every one of you depraved fucks finds it amusing that a hot female has found her way to this little den of dumb. I found out she's from Arkansas, too, and while that's cool, I don't know if she'll ever get to meet the asshole that was truly Melufa, as he is long gone in the inundation of moronic jabber that is Volcs, Goddess, Pandagirl, and Zabuza.
I find I am constantly licking my own balls, hoping my tongue will miraculously grow some form of natural spikage. This place needs an apocalypse. I propose Annux for the representative Loki.
Fit of Rage has adapted the brownest nose in the history of Trench Wars. Continue to lick Trench Wars balls, and hope that one day you'll be cool as your wet-dream inducing, internet rolemodels, the Pallies. Remind everyone that it's "Okay to be cool in a game" as you stumble towards some form of mundane wit with every post you make on this board.
I even miss wadi. At least it was some decent challenge trying to evade that bastard. He thought he was funny, and he was, on rare occasions, but that kind of arrogance is unique. I tip this glass of self-ejaculate to you, asshole, and the many racist ploys foiled by your never-ending dedication to Trench Wars. Or rather, to your ego.
Oh yeah, and fuck you, Ilyander.
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