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[Spliffing]

u fuys are quite the humerous bunch arnt you, you try and have a decent convo, with someone like thief who understands what one is, then you get ph who carry's on a convo from another topic, and why does claire scare you zeus?

[Fluffz]

why dont you marry thief if you like him so much than?

[Ashlee]

2:ZeUs!!> some goth posted his fiancee on the forums
2:ZeUs!!> she wasn't the most attractive girl on the forums
2:ZeUs!!> so i said "she scares me"
2:ZeUs!!> and he was "why does she scare you zeus?"
2:ZeUs!!> and i really want to say BECAUSE SHE'S REALLY FUCKING UGLY but i dont want ot hurt his feelings
2:ZeUs!!> can you say it on my behalf?
2:ZeUs!!> ive got the new arctic monkeys cd
2:ZeUs!!> hug quick
2:BAM__ Ashlee> \o/
2:ZeUs!!> (})
2:ZeUs!!> what i just typed was the shortcut for the hug emoticon on msn but looking at it now, it looks more like a vagina
2:ZeUs!!> and i was like fuckfu beer
2:ZeUs!!> im going out tonight
2:ZeUs!!> and ive started drinking already
2:ZeUs!!> its going to be messy
2:ZeUs!!> i need another hug quick
2:ZeUs!!> \o/
2:ZeUs!!> im waiting
2:BAM__ Ashlee> \o.
2:BAM__ Ashlee> oops
2:BAM__ Ashlee> \o/
2:ZeUs!!> yeah damn right oops


ok basically zeus think she's a fug. whore and he's drunk so he'll cry about it tomorrow

that's all

[dads revenge]

heres your daily words of wisdon

YOUR TOO FUCKIN YOUR TO MARRY !!!

take her out get jiggy with it for a while then realise all women are "____" {add your own personal experience} then move on when she starts to change who you are :grin:

[Ashlee]

2:ZeUs!!> can you tell the guy im listening to alkaline trio at the moment
2:BAM__ Ashlee> ok zeus
2:ZeUs!!> it'll help him empaphise with me and will soften the blow
2:ZeUs!!> and make me feel better
2:BAM__ Ashlee> ok zeus
2:Endai> zeus, you're fucked
2:Endai> he's casting a spell on you right now
2:ZeUs!!> I CAST LEVEL THREE CHOWERMANDER
2:ZeUs!!> WITH MY MUFFINBALLS
2:ZeUs!!> what
2:ZeUs!!> nm
2:ZeUs!!> MY LEVEL 453453454 FUDGEPACKER OVERRULE YOUR LEVEL 12 MUPPETFUCKER
2:ZeUs!!> IN YOUR FACE
2:Endai> ooo girrrl no u diint
2:BAM__ Ashlee> in yo face biiitch

ok that is all

[Ashlee]

2:ZeUs!!> ahslee you can tell the guy im not listening to alkaline trio anymore
2:BAM__ Ashlee> ok
2:BAM__ Ashlee> god this is going to bring up my post count
2:ZeUs!!> ask him what he thinks of th arctic monkeys
2:ZeUs!!> im thinking of playing them next
2:ZeUs!!> for the 15th time today
2:ZeUs!!> in fact i will
2:ZeUs!!> actually dont
2:ZeUs!!> oh god im confused
2:BAM__ Ashlee> oh what do you want me to say then
2:ZeUs!!> stopitstopitstoptistipstisoto
2:Endai> oh god, the spell is already taking effect
2:ZeUs!!> ask him if i should go for the plain tonic water or the bitter lemon tonic water
2:ZeUs!!> i dont want to undertake it by myself
2:Endai> i bet he made a zeus voodoo doll
2:Endai> complete with replica vodka bottle

OK ZEUS THAT IS SERIOUSLY THE LAST POST I'M MAKING TODAY

[PH]

By request.

[Spliffing]

zues that is the most hurtful thing anyone has said to me, and i cant even meet you to pull you heart out then shit in the place were it should be, what you have done is out of order, and people portray their true emotions when drunk, however i do it when sober, as i am about to prove, i hate you, i hate you with the upmost intentity and would love to burn hot pokers into your eyes, singe your pub and cut of your dick and balls, then stew it all together and make you eat it, please tell if you live in the uk, and were abouts

[Superted]

Better watch out Zeus or he'll attempt to put a curse on you and fail.

[SkiTzO]

This is my fiancee :P

[Galleleo]

I have to agree with zeus tho.. she isn't all that..

And I feel sorry for her.. because with the temper you portrayed here, wouldn't be surprised if she ends up in a battered women group.

[PH]

I'd throatfuck her.

[SkiTzO]

I'd throatfuck her.

If that was directed at my girl then I will find you and cut you up, you vile pig of a man go rot in hell.

[PH]

It was directed at our local spellcaster, chill out sparky.

[SkiTzO]

It was directed at our local spellcaster, chill out sparky.

:lol: