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  • You're like Helen of Troy, but with a penis!
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • Originally posted by Liquid Blue
      You're like Helen of Troy, but with a penis!
      and hotter of course
      7:Randedl> afk, putting on makeup
      1:Rough> is radiation an element?
      8:Rasta> i see fro as bein one of those guys on campus singing to girls tryin to get in their pants $ ez
      Broly> your voice is like a instant orgasm froe
      Piston> I own in belim
      6: P H> i fucked a dude in the ass once

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      • Facetious

        :wub:
        NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

        internet de la jerome

        because the internet | hazardous

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        • im very glad to be getting the male attention i was jealous of ashlee for getting
          5:gen> man
          5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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          • Originally posted by Facetious
            im very glad to be getting the male attention i was jealous of ashlee for getting
            LOLOL

            Itz ok we still luv u :grin:
            NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

            internet de la jerome

            because the internet | hazardous

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            • The animosity has trailed off in what can be represented in an exponential function flipped on the x-axis, in the third page.

              ZZzzZzz
              ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
              Failure teaches success.
              . â–²
              ▲ ▲

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              • I didn't do it
                My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                • Originally posted by Kim
                  The animosity has trailed off in what can be represented in an exponential function flipped on the x-axis, in the third page.

                  ZZzzZzz
                  EDIT: I have taken this out because I am ashamed, no offence Kim.
                  Last edited by SkiTzO; 01-24-2006, 09:22 AM.

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                  • Originally posted by SkiTzO
                    WOW!! I think Im in love.
                    Haha, fag.

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                    • Is there something wrong with me I can never tell who the fuck is female and who the fuck is male WTF:shock1:

                      If you are a bloke dont use pink or female avatars! Also dont act like a women just grow some balls.Why is it nowadays all the men have turned into david beckham fags. I mean wtf is up with that, eat meat and digrade women its that simple guys.

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                      • No, I think you were right the first time that there's something wrong with you.

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                        • Originally posted by Troll King
                          No, I think you were right the first time that there's something wrong with you.
                          :lol: ok I knew that was coming

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                          • Originally posted by hogo
                            yo anyone wanna go makeout under the swings?
                            Offer still stands guys

                            FYI!

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                            • I'd prefer behind the bike sheds, btw...

                              Originally posted by Disliked
                              Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                              +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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                              • Originally posted by hogo
                                Offer still stands guys

                                FYI!
                                ok
                                Originally posted by turmio
                                jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                                Originally posted by grand
                                I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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