if god came down and smited everyone

[RATTY...]

anyway ratty, if you weren't so pissy about reading a few simple paragraphs, you might realize that saying, "Cute girls appears on the internet, and desperate nerds will always be all over those girls, it's like the new law of nature." is downright ridiculous because i more than already covered the whole concept

I didn't read your shit, so I covered what you said in your 1500 word post in a single sentence.

ratty thinks he is an ubermensch!

Hell yeah.

[DoTheFandango]

I'm still waiting for someone to point out that the past tense of SMITE is SMOTE.

[Jason]

it was already covered, dtf.

ratty, you're a moron, and man, i'm talking so fucking stupid you give kids like corky from life goes on someone to look down upon. you know damn well you read my post, just like you read face's. you've responded to specifics of the posts. how could you know what to say in response without having read them?

in addition, don't even begin to try to come off like you're somehow witty because you were able to dumb down what i had already written. brevity is fine and dandy if you're actually going to contribute something. you're just a shitbrick who doesn't have a mental leg to stand on, so rather than say anything meaningful and/or original, you just regurgitated. and beyond regurgitation, it seems all you're capable of is telling the "emo kids" to go shed a few tears.

kudos, sparky. kudos.

[RATTY...]

Fucking emo kid, go shed a few tears, cause no one cares.

[Squeezer]

Fucking emo kid, go shed a few tears, cause no one cares.

Right, but we all take "special notice" of your posts.

[Liquid Blue]

[Galleleo]

that dude stole my computer.

[Pooh Bear]

i like to blow up the computers in Source

[Liquid Blue]

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead punched his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. Before email was invented Chuck Norris would attach messages to kittens and roundhouse kick them. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Chuck Norris has yet to get a Jeopardy question wrong. Jesus has missed two. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day.

The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined
influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane". If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris. At the end of each week, Chuck Norris murders a dozen white people just to prove he isn't a racist. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong, my friend. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. Chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Scientists used to believe that a diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris." Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a get out of jail free monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green number 4 card from the game Uno.

edit: fyi even I didn't read all of that, np if you don't, copy/paste ftw

[DoTheFandango]

I only read the first line, then I realized ur a nerd.

LøLøLøLøL

[Liquid Blue]

o shit don't make me rage

the white women will suffer

[PH]

How much do you use each week? Click here nerds.

[soup]

on another note; what happened to soupero?

why?? B)

[GHB]

in after namesearch

[Theif of Time]

How much do you use each week? Click here nerds.
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FUCK YOU PH AND YOUR RARRY IMITATIONSISM AND FUCK YOU TOO ZEUS AND YOUR WATCHING THIS THREAD I KNOW IT TO THINK I USED TO THINK YOU WERE COOl

I'm drunk..