Riddle/Puzzle thread

[Facetious]

The man has one eye, and took one plum.... so he did not have eyes... he didn't take plums, only one plum and he didn't leave plums, he left only one plum... so there were 2 plums on the tree...

how did you figure out her broken english enough to solve that? i took "not eyes" to mean "no eyes".

[Rab]

you are trapped i a cage, with a lion, a tiger and an arsenalfan.. your gun only have two bullets. what do you do?

well you could probably kill the arsenal fan without a bullet. so you shoot the lion and tiger, to protect yourself. then you shit all over the arsenal fan with ur fists. then you eat the lion and tiger, and arsenal fan... in hope that someone lets u out before u die.

[Kim]

Should I uncover?

[Liquid Blue]

how did you figure out her broken english enough to solve that? i took "not eyes" to mean "no eyes".

[eehh]

well you could probably kill the arsenal fan without a bullet. so you shoot the lion and tiger, to protect yourself. then you shit all over the arsenal fan with ur fists. then you eat the lion and tiger, and arsenal fan... in hope that someone lets u out before u die.

or you could shoot the arsenalfan twice..

[Fluffz]

Should I uncover?

yes...

[Nickname]

the thing kim was referring to is what walks with 4 legs then 2 legs then 3 legs (or whatever)

baby crawls -4
adult walks - 2
senior walks with cain - 3

I'm sure you've all heard that though.

[Bioture]

Should I uncover?

I had some friends look at it, and no one has gotten it so far...

I probably need smarter friends.

YES REVEAL THE ANSWER

[ZeUs!!]

Telcat - there's a guy in England who would be your ideal life-mate (unfortunately he's taken but we can work on that). Could you eat a knob at night?

[Squeezer]

GAH Kim's is hard

[Twerp]

Say you're trapped within a transparent room that has no windows, one locked door that you cannot force open, with no roof, but is 40 ft tall. The only things you have inside the room is a rusted key that does not open the locked door, an upright piano, a round poker table, and a glass of water. How do you get out?

Don't use force on the door? I don't know

[Darius Winds]

Say you're trapped within a transparent room that has no windows, one locked door that you cannot force open, with no roof, but is 40 ft tall. The only things you have inside the room is a rusted key that does not open the locked door, an upright piano, a round poker table, and a glass of water. How do you get out?

I hate these puzzles. No one can really answer them unless they have a boatload of time to waste, too open-ended, or requires you to beat the breath out of the last person who annoyed you with this puzzle.

[tugs]

i know!
put the rusted key beside the door's hinges and pour the water on it drop by drop until it's rusted through. or else like cry on it or something. cry because your girlfriend is busy with someone else and you can see them through those cursed transparent walls.

[brookus]

Logic puzzles have got to be the stupidest thing ever devised. Riddles are where it's at :

Spoken whole I’m a tautology of sorts,
Scrambled less one letter, I carry reports,
Less two I’m a state where I’ve lost the plot
Take away three and I look for a slot
Leave me with no letters and what can I say?
“Good night one and all, for I’m done for the day”

What am I?

llater,
Tony

[ZeUs!!]

You're someone who refuses to admit you typo'd "llater" the first time round