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Worse: you rock at air guitar
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fuxored: You broke both wrists while jaming out to a Hendrix solo, now you can no long masturbate ('cause you know you ain't getting pussy if you're playing air guitar to begin with)1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat
1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
1:trashed> wha
1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
1:trashed> i download my own
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1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would comeComment
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bad:the guy in the video probably never gets laid.Originally posted by ToneComment
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Worst: The guy in the video just added you to his myspace friends.Originally posted by JeenyussComment
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good: Clint Eastwood
bad: Lee van Cleef
foxored: Eli Wallach
Good: you can kill people with your eyes (they shoot laserbeams $$$)some are wise, some are otherwise
1: PolluX> People say I talk too much
1: Louis XV> Dude you seriously need to stfu!
1: Louis XV> I still love you, k?Comment
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Bad: you like looking at mirrors.Comment
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BUT the mirror breaks before the laser kills you cuz you're too ugly!!Comment
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good : you woke up this morning and found out you were godIn my world,
I am King
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Bad: No one belives in god anymore.Comment
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Kaplooweh... No life left anymore... end of story.Comment
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Good: You're making two pounds of shrimp with old bay spice for part of tonight's dinner.Comment
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Bad: You under cook some of the shrimp, spreading E Coli throughout your guests.Originally posted by JeenyussComment
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Worst: One of them is prone to explosive diarrhea.5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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Good: My first day at Hollywood Video today was awesome.Originally posted by ToneComment
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