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the leader of Iran is a hell of alot smarter than either of those two, though.
Good one with Sarien= Iraq.
Good one with Sarien= Iraq.
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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
Originally posted by DoTheFandango
Why couldn't I get to be North Korea. I want to pitch perfect games every time, Shoot a hole in one if I even look at a golf club, fly, write movies, and generally be half as badass as Sri Jong Ill."Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX
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I made an avatar for everyone:
Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price.Comment
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i gots me tree back ! when that happen
In my world,
I am King
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ooh avatars, no comment just wanna see mine
edit: dammit i have to resize it again...Ill-timed force will be ineffective; act with precision; timing is everything. Knowing where and when to strike is more important than strength; misapplied ability is disability. Unreasonable or undue force will defeat itself
1:money> lWTF I ASKED FOR BUTT SECKS AND U DIDNT GIVE ME THAT.
1:money> i need a loose-meat butthole
Evasive <E> wtf
Evasive <E> GIMME MY BOT
caco <ER>> )Oo
caco <ER>> bot thief!
caco <ER>> duel me for it
Evasive <E> no!
Cigarettes> wunderbar?Comment
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