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  • #46
    Originally posted by T3l Ca7 View Post
    DTF, look it this way: you might be dumb, useless and good for nothing. But the worse the university is, the more hot chicks there are. Not that they are more attractive, but since they spend more time applying makeups, they do appear to be better looking.

    P.S. think it this way: Einstein was rejected from universities and Bill Gates never graduated. Seriously not being able to get into Yale is not the end of the world.
    see what happens when you don't get laid in college, DTF? There is always someone worse off than you.
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • #47
      Jeen, come study in the Netherlands. Our uni's own the American ones anyway. (cept maybe business school of Harvard and MIT at Yale)
      Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Newb Of TW View Post
        well... i am trying to get to Oxford. Got all A+s right now(not sure for orch and PE). Heard the Literature there is the best. so... ya. still in 8th grade though so here comes HIGH SCHOOL!
        I had straight As until high school. No offense, but high school isn't quite the same thing academically... I have a hard time pulling off 2 As in my 5 classes (then again, I'm at one of the best high schools in the country). Won't keep me from applying to a good college, though.
        1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
        1: oar> yeah
        1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
        1: hed> and after dinner
        1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"

        7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
        7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips

        3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
        3: Nimesh> my sis does
        3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcake

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        • #49
          Originally posted by IKM View Post
          (then again, I'm at one of the best high schools in the country). Won't keep me from applying to a good college, though.
          You think you're smart. We fucking get it, dude.

          Please:
          A ) say something interesting at some point in time
          or
          B ) hell, don't say anything interesting, just say anything without mentioning how smart or "moral" you are
          or
          C ) leave the forums, and wait until you leave your magnet school (holy shit, didn't you say you live in the DC area? do you go to TJHSST? fight fight for science and tech???? man that would be hilarious. that place smells awful) and realize that compared to people that aren't at magnet schools, you have no social skills. let that sink in a little bit, damaging your self-esteem just enough to get a sense of humor. then come back to the forums.

          serious piece of advice: If you do go to TJ (if you don't go there and I was mistaken that you live in the DC area, it's a public magnet school filled with people that are good at standardized tests), or a similar school, try to realize that not everyone is like the people at your school. Not only that, of course, but recognize that the people in your school are great at school, but that doesn't make them the only smart people out there. I started out there, and hated it, and left, and I'm kind of glad, because my girlfriend went there, and so did lots of her friends, and they are seriously the most socially retarded people ever (her friends, not her). Being in an insulated environment like that where everyone is very similar doesn't teach you certain social skills you need to survive in the real world (or even college).
          5:gen> man
          5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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          • #50
            Originally posted by DoTheFandango View Post
            Further, "Ob-la-di Ob-la-da" is possibly the best song ever.
            disagree.

            edit: although it is amazingly catchy.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Galleleo View Post
              Jeen, come study in the Netherlands. Our uni's own the American ones anyway. (cept maybe business school of Harvard and MIT at Yale)
              LOL?

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Facetious View Post
                You think you're smart. We fucking get it, dude.

                Please:
                A ) say something interesting at some point in time
                or
                B ) hell, don't say anything interesting, just say anything without mentioning how smart or "moral" you are
                or
                C ) leave the forums, and wait until you leave your magnet school (holy shit, didn't you say you live in the DC area? do you go to TJHSST? fight fight for science and tech???? man that would be hilarious. that place smells awful) and realize that compared to people that aren't at magnet schools, you have no social skills. let that sink in a little bit, damaging your self-esteem just enough to get a sense of humor. then come back to the forums.

                serious piece of advice: If you do go to TJ (if you don't go there and I was mistaken that you live in the DC area, it's a public magnet school filled with people that are good at standardized tests), or a similar school, try to realize that not everyone is like the people at your school. Not only that, of course, but recognize that the people in your school are great at school, but that doesn't make them the only smart people out there. I started out there, and hated it, and left, and I'm kind of glad, because my girlfriend went there, and so did lots of her friends, and they are seriously the most socially retarded people ever (her friends, not her). Being in an insulated environment like that where everyone is very similar doesn't teach you certain social skills you need to survive in the real world (or even college).
                1.) My post was not intended to flaunt my intelligence, but to make the point that I might not be getting straight As only because I go to a rigorous school, so my point that normal high school is more difficult than middle school might not have been valid. You seem to be overwhelmed by the fact that you dropped out of the magnet school (which I do NOT go to, by the way), so you're critical of other people who are smart enough to succeed in studious environments.

                2.) I have the sense of humor and social skills of any socially adept high school student. On weekdays I work on my applications to Yale and Brown, but on the weekends I go out and party with cheerleaders and my friends on the football team. Just because I'm intelligent doesn't mean my only social interaction is with nerds like you via the internet. Why do you think I quit subspace? I have better things to do, like do well at school, run political campaigns, and go out and party on the weekend.
                1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
                1: oar> yeah
                1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
                1: hed> and after dinner
                1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"

                7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
                7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips

                3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
                3: Nimesh> my sis does
                3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcake

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                • #53
                  You bring your intelligence or "superior morals" up in a huge percentage of your posts. You can't deny that.

                  People that are high and mighty because they are good at school bug the shit out of me, it's true. Part of this is because I think school is pretty fucking useless, and it's annoying to me that I suck at it. Meanwhile, people who have no common sense whatsoever but can read through Moby Dick without falling asleep are perceived as somehow extremely valuable in the work force. The only thing school measures is how well people do really boring stuff by themselves, and I have no plans on doing boring things by myself all day long as a career. Still, I can't get an interesting job without a college degree. So, yeah, that pisses me off, I'll admit it.

                  The other part of it is that I've met a whole lot of really booksmart people in my life, and the ones that talk about their grades and accolades constantly tend to be the ones that lack in common sense or social ability. Most of my friends are great at school, so it's not that I dislike anyone who is good at school, I only dislike people that shove it in everyone's face. To say that I'm jealous of other people because they're "smart enough" to succeed in studious environments is a case in point. There are tons of different types of intelligences, and school measures a very small amount of them. Further, there are plenty of different reasons why one might not succeed at school even if they did have the types of intelligence that school is supposed to measure (learning disabilities, etc).
                  5:gen> man
                  5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by IKM View Post
                    2.) I have the sense of humor and social skills of any socially adept high school student. On weekdays I work on my applications to Yale and Brown, but on the weekends I go out and party with cheerleaders and my friends on the football team. Just because I'm intelligent doesn't mean my only social interaction is with nerds like you via the internet. Why do you think I quit subspace? I have better things to do, like do well at school, run political campaigns, and go out and party on the weekend.
                    That sounds so frikken American, so incredibly standard american dream like..

                    And what lol, we have excellent Universities over here.
                    Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by IKM View Post
                      1.) My post was not intended to flaunt my intelligence, but to make the point that I might not be getting straight As only because I go to a rigorous school, so my point that normal high school is more difficult than middle school might not have been valid. You seem to be overwhelmed by the fact that you dropped out of the magnet school (which I do NOT go to, by the way), so you're critical of other people who are smart enough to succeed in studious environments.

                      2.) I have the sense of humor and social skills of any socially adept high school student. On weekdays I work on my applications to Yale and Brown, but on the weekends I go out and party with cheerleaders and my friends on the football team. Just because I'm intelligent doesn't mean my only social interaction is with nerds like you via the internet. Why do you think I quit subspace? I have better things to do, like do well at school, run political campaigns, and go out and party on the weekend.
                      you just sound like a douche now, ikm. not that you didn't before.
                      Originally posted by turmio
                      jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                      Originally posted by grand
                      I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                      • #56
                        Yes, I do sound like a douche... I'll give you that. But I'm just defending myself. And facetious, I've only said two or three things about being smart, but I'll cut it if its so irritating

                        I concede, you're all right. I shouldn't have acted like that in the first place... I'm not quite sure why I did. It will never come up again. Deal?
                        1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
                        1: oar> yeah
                        1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
                        1: hed> and after dinner
                        1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"

                        7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
                        7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips

                        3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
                        3: Nimesh> my sis does
                        3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcake

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                        • #57
                          props for not being a douche anymore.

                          tw is obviously riddled with ignorance and incompetance--but i think we have a fair number of intelligent individuals. anybody who gets on their high horse is going to be dragged off of it pretty fuckin quick.

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                          • #58
                            fuck you losers, I'm still better than every single one of you
                            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
                              fuck you losers, I'm still better than every single one of you
                              spoken like a true art student :wub:

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by IKM View Post
                                Yes, I do sound like a douche... I'll give you that. But I'm just defending myself. And facetious, I've only said two or three things about being smart, but I'll cut it if its so irritating

                                I concede, you're all right. I shouldn't have acted like that in the first place... I'm not quite sure why I did. It will never come up again. Deal?
                                It seems like its more than 2-3 times, but whatever. Sounds like a deal to me.
                                5:gen> man
                                5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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