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  • #16
    Originally posted by T3l Ca7 View Post
    Holey sheet, I think there might be two or more octopus in the pool. Oh no, I don't want hundreds of baby octopus to be crawling on the pool floor.
    8:I Hate Cookies> a gota dágua foi quando falei q eu tinha 38 anos e estava apaixonado por uma garota, mas a família dela n deixava agente namorar
    8:I Hate Cookies> aí quando todo mundo me apoiou falando q o amor supera tudo, falei q a garota tinha 12 anos
    8:I Hate Cookies> aí todos mudaram repentinamente de opinião falando q eu era um pedófilo
    8:AnImoL> esses amigos falsos
    8:SCHOPE NORRIS> o amor supera tudo. da até pra esperar a puberdade
    8:I Hate Cookies> sim... fiquei desiludido schope...

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    • #17
      Originally posted by T3l Ca7 View Post
      Holey sheet, I think there might be two or more octopus in the pool. Oh no, I don't want hundreds of baby octopus to be crawling on the pool floor.
      BITCH, IT'S OCTOPI.
      IT'S A CLASSIC, DON'T TOUCH IT.
      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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      • #18
        BELETED!

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        • #19
          I DEMAND THAT ONE OF THE NEW MODS COME AND MOVE THIS TO THE BLACK HOLE, USELESS CRAP WHATEVER IT IS CALLED! JUST DO IT NOW!!!!!RAWR!!!!!!!GROWL!!!!plz
          sigpic
          All good things must come to an end.

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          • #20
            stop bullying octopuses or is it octopii or some shit?

            anyway
            knock of the bulling off those tentacled things !!!

            you meanie
            In my world,
            I am King

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            • #21
              The other day my friends and i were all at the beach (everybody had matching towels) and i went under the dock. there i found a rock. but it wasnt a rock...it was a ROCK LOBSTAH

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              • #22
                DOWN DOWN DOWN f
                USA WORLD CHAMPS

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                • #23
                  We were at a party
                  His ear lobe fell in the deep
                  Someone reached in and grabbed it
                  It was a rock lobster

                  We were at the beach
                  Everybody had matching towels
                  Somebody went under a dock
                  And there they saw a rock
                  It wasn't a rock
                  It was a rock lobster

                  Motion in the ocean
                  His air hose broke
                  Lots of trouble
                  Lots of bubble
                  He was in a jam
                  S'in a giant clam

                  Down, down

                  Underneath the waves
                  Mermaids wavin'
                  Wavin' to mermen
                  Wavin' sea fans
                  Sea horses sailin'
                  Dolphins wailin'

                  Red snappers snappin'
                  Clam shells clappin'
                  Muscles flexin'
                  Flippers flippin'

                  Down, down

                  Let rock!

                  Boy's in bikinis
                  Girls in surfboards
                  Everybody's rockin'
                  Everybody's fruggin'
                  Twistin' 'round the fire
                  Havin' fun
                  Bakin' potatoes
                  Bakin' in the sun

                  Put on your noseguard
                  Put on the Lifeguard
                  Pass the tanning butter

                  Here comes a stingray
                  There goes a manta-ray
                  In walked a jelly fish
                  There goes a dog-fish
                  Chased by a cat-fish
                  In flew a sea robin
                  Watch out for that piranha
                  There goes a narwhale
                  HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by schope View Post
                    rofl
                    TWLD Season 8 Champion: -FINAL-
                    TWLB Season 9 Champion: -FINAL-


                    Sika> go in, burst and portal out © everett 2006 all rights reserved
                    Cross> feel like masturbating after seeing everett in javbirt
                    1:LF> my gf gives bad head, how do i fix this 1:pinkSTAR> give head to another guy 1:LF> k ur ignored
                    4:moot> cintra thinks he's as good as ev now so he's decided not to talk in public like him
                    1:broly> winning this title is like having sex

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                    • #25
                      As much as I love you, TellyWelly, your exciting tale of octopi is headed toward the darkside of the moon. Nice touch with the B-52's reference, Scurvy.

                      ---Useless Crap

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                      • #26
                        tits plz

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Money View Post
                          tits plz

                          Great, naked, natural tits!!!




















                          ☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏

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                          • #28
                            Because the bird thing has never been done before, right?

                            Tits, get it? Funny, right?

                            Since you don't actually go out on dates with guys or have an active social life, I'd like to think you would know which internet jokes are old and which aren't, before you post.
                            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                            • #29
                              stupid thread
                              TWLD Season 8 Champion: -FINAL-
                              TWLB Season 9 Champion: -FINAL-


                              Sika> go in, burst and portal out © everett 2006 all rights reserved
                              Cross> feel like masturbating after seeing everett in javbirt
                              1:LF> my gf gives bad head, how do i fix this 1:pinkSTAR> give head to another guy 1:LF> k ur ignored
                              4:moot> cintra thinks he's as good as ev now so he's decided not to talk in public like him
                              1:broly> winning this title is like having sex

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                              • #30
                                X TREME BLU

                                STICK IT IN YOUR FACE HOLE


                                1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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