ITT: Religion

[Noah]

This is from the bible:

Thou shalt not troll.

[Da1andonly]

Sounds like copypaste to me.

[Bioture]

If only you could somehow surprise God.

Ever try hiding around the corner?

[phata$$]

Then your hopes are too high for this thread aqua.

[Aquatiq]

This never really had a chance, I see 3 serious on-topic replies.

Useless Crap

[RednaZ]

7!

[Cops]

this thread is balls and blueblaze doesn't bring anything fresh to the table.

[Cops]

Sycophant times thirty three

[Vatican Assassin]

I find it quoteworthy that you made a mistake in a post that was outlining another mistake in a post that was outlining a mistake!

I bet rednaz checked this post 6 times for mistakes before submitting it.

[Toasty]

GOD STFU ALL U'VE BEEN DOING ON THESE FORUMS IS POSTING SHIT ABOUT JESUS. JUST CUZ U SUCK AT SUBSPACE DOESNT MEAN U HAVE TO INVADE THE FORUMS AND ATTACK OTHER PEOPLE'S BELIEFS.

[DoTheFandango]

We get it, you're a troll. Now kindly shut the fuck up.

[Pummel]

Why do these faggot threads keep being made? Each new religious thread made adds +1 to my angry metre!

[Galleleo]

But....

I found it very wordy..

... I did

[Noah]

According to my new religion, everyone who didn't drink a beer today is going to hell.

[Aquatiq]

If someone told me I'm going to hell, my first response would probably be "Whatever floats your fucking ark."