ITT: Religion

[HeavenSent]

Jew imposters killed Jesus, the Servant & Lamb.
Jesus, the King of kings will subdue all.

[Jerome Scuggs]

Dude, fuck this, I'm worshipping whoever is more of a badass. And seeing as the Jews killed God... maybe that's who we should be worshipping

[Centurion]

I didn't cause shit, as I was yet to be born for a few thousand years.
So that argument can fuckoff, too.
And please consult my post for further explanation, e.g. the ?find command.

Also, God shot the Dinosaurs.

...He used a Remington bolt-action rifle.
Jerome, please verify information.

[Blueblaze]

If it has been done already; then Fuck You, I don't care, not reading every page of this shitfest...

What's the difference between Jesus and a Picture of Jesus?

You only need 1 nail for the picture. Afk.

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But the death of Jesus Christ took 3 nails, one nail in each wrist, and another large nail, or spike, that was driven through His feet. But that’s not what hurt, that’s not what kills either. The design of the Roman cross was that it would make you suffer in an unimaginable way. As you hung on the cross, you would suffocate as you couldn't breathe. To get your breath, you would have you push your body up, so that you may breathe. As you did this for many hours, your body would slowly tire. Then as you get tired, you finally run out of energy so that you can't even lift up your body to get just one more breath of air. Just like as if something you really wanted was just inches out of reach, imagine if that thing that was only inches away was what kept you alive. It tortured you that you were so close to more breaths of life, but you couldn't muster the energy to pull yourself up once more. Then you sat in torture, suffocating to death, looking up knowing that you are so close to life, yet are helpless in obtaining it. You then watch and struggle for another breath, but your body can't move. You lie there and suffocate to death, so close, but so helpless. In actuality, it was the Jews or the Romans that crucified Christ, it was us. Our sins caused Christ to die, the only reason why He had to die the way He did. We are the ones who caused Him to undergo such an excruciating torture. It was for us He died.

[Centurion]

If it has been done already; then Fuck You, I don't care, not reading every page of this shitfest...

What's the difference between Jesus and a Picture of Jesus?

You only need 1 nail for the picture. Afk.

THIS JUST IN TO THE CHANNEL 15 NEWSDESK:

Centurion > ?find nails
Nails 3 Jesus 0 - Public 61

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[Vykromond]

this is pretty good as one big thread

[Cops]

Face, delete this

[HeavenSent]

^^^ LOL

man your fucked up, you like some kinda messed up scientologist.

I think you should keep all this shit to yourself, before you get a knock on your door, a nice white jacket, and a nice white padded room to spend the rest of your days in. You know the Feds read tw forums right? looking for the next jihadist or crazy, such as yourself.

crazy how you can insult others so much, when you yourself are so obviously fucked up.

It's all in the bible.
Churches probably don't get into in fear of losing numbers in their congregation. Or they're just a religion, where, like most of the professed Christians here, don't put a whole lot of importance on everything written in the Word. Especially those parts that are just too controversial and beyond the norm to deal with.

You're just like those i've insulted..
You assault my character and when I go ballistic, I'm the bad guy.
FOAD

[Vue]

Amen brother! God is not a sadist, especially on His own kids.... Especially when in His Word it is written.. All is vanity, all is meaningless. The bible is written to a family, not the whole world. God is calling the lost sheep back to Him. If others want to claim Him as their God, that's quite alright with Him.
Hell is nothing like tradition teaches... The word Hell is three different words in the bible. Sheol: is the grave.. where your physical body rots and is absorbed back into the ground. Gehenna: The local trash heap that's burned. & Tartarus: Prison specifically & exclusively made for the rebellious angels. Not humans who were never certain if God really did exist... i.e. athiests etc.
The hell as we understand it comes from the pagans worship of Moloch.. Where parents would sacrifice their kids into the bonfire.

I feel a whole lot safer now!

[Galleleo]

Right... as much as I'd hate to admit it, we have FAITH that God created the world. For some christians, that FAITH is enough to be PROOF. But we don't really have PROOF that God created the world outside of that FAITH.

To state something like that factually in a diverse crowd without offering faith would be quite pointless and fustrating.

What I was saying is that most off are fine with you believing God created the earth, taking it as a fact and stuff. But not trying to shove that down our throats and give us the feeling we are worth nothing cause we don't think the same way. I don't go around telling you guys you'll burn in hell for eternity for not believing in the Big Bang theory. Personally, I couldn't really give a damn about how the earth was created, you believe what you want, but don't go force it down on me.

[Ignominy]

Thanks.

Has anything been done to stop this from happening again? (or twice more, if you see what I'm getting at)

[DangerGirl]

Threads merged as per our discussion.

[Ivan]

I Believe I Can Fly
I Believe I Can Touch The Sky
I Think About It Every Day
Just Open My Legs And Fuck Away

nononon
bring out the burger king commercial one instead
i think it's something like this...

i believe i can fly
i've got shot by the F B I
all i wanted is a chicken wing
instead i end up eating burger king

i believe i can soar
i push my momma thu the open door
she hit me with the flying pan
i hit her with the soda can

[Bioture]

I Believe I Can Fly
I Believe I Can Touch The Sky
I Think About It Every Day
Just Open My Legs And Fuck Away

[Ivan]

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