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  • HeavenSent
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    Originally posted by Bioture View Post
    And I am the lukewarm water you use to scrub your balls with.
    ...Thanks.. Your efforts don't go unappreciated... I love that feeling!

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  • Bioture
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    Originally posted by Cops View Post
    Blueblaze is the gasoline and Heavensent is the flame
    And I am the lukewarm water you use to scrub your balls with.

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  • Cops
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    Blueblaze is the gasoline and Heavensent is the flame

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  • Vykromond
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    I don't believe you!!!!!!

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  • Blueblaze
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    Originally posted by Subjugation View Post
    When Jesus got eased he was still in his n00bish human form. It wasn't until he died that he shapeshifted into Super-Jesus. Sort of like a game of Christian Prodem.
    That's not how it works

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  • Subjugation
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    Originally posted by DoTheFandango View Post
    If the Jews killed Jesus.
    And the Holy Trinity states that God = Jesus = Holy Ghost...
    Jews killed God, thus negating all existence... right?
    When Jesus got eased he was still in his n00bish human form. It wasn't until he died that he shapeshifted into Super-Jesus. Sort of like a game of Christian Prodem.

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  • Cops
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    FUCK RELIGION AND FUCK YOU, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL POSTING ABOUT GOD AND JESUS. IT'S A STORY, THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO PROOF THAT IT'S REAL SO DROP IT. stupidfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfucker

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  • Squeezer
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    Originally posted by DoTheFandango View Post
    If the Jews killed Jesus.
    And the Holy Trinity states that God = Jesus = Holy Ghost...
    Jews killed God, thus negating all existence... right?
    You stop that logic right now!

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  • DoTheFandango
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    If the Jews killed Jesus.
    And the Holy Trinity states that God = Jesus = Holy Ghost...
    Jews killed God, thus negating all existence... right?

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  • Pummel
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  • dads revenge
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    who is just making shit up as they go and who started it all. Hmm seems that the catholics and christians tend to change rules to reflect the changing times rather than stick to their guns. And well there are how many different types of jewish religions now?

    the people who started it --->>>http://ask.yahoo.com/20011106.html longevity rules no matter what is printed on your money.

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  • HeavenSent
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    Originally posted by Vue View Post
    i'm pretty sure judas and the romans had something to do with jesus' death...i'm not taking total responsibility
    Judas was possessed & the Romans were just doing their job like the good little civil servants we have in our policemen today.

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  • Vue
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    i'm pretty sure judas and the romans had something to do with jesus' death...i'm not taking total responsibility

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  • HeavenSent
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    Originally posted by Centurion View Post
    Nobody is going to subdue a damn thing.

    Besides, we are all COLLECTIVELY Fucked as a species once the Mayan Robots made of Stone rise from the ground in 2012 to usher in the Apocalypse.
    ROFL :turned:

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  • Centurion
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    Originally posted by HeavenSent View Post
    Jew imposters killed Jesus, the Servant & Lamb.
    Jesus, the King of kings will subdue all.
    Nobody is going to subdue a damn thing.

    Besides, we are all COLLECTIVELY Fucked as a species once the Mayan Robots made of Stone rise from the ground in 2012 to usher in the Apocalypse.

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