Valentine's Day

[gran guerrero]

I don't have a valentine :blushing: maybe I should start a thread that asks for advice on what to do on Valentines Day by yourself.. probabbly just get drunk

a porno

4pm wank 5pm wank 6pm sex 7pm sex 8pm wank 9pm wank 10pm wank 11pm SS

Captain I don't think she can take it anymore

[Xog]

i threw a spanish v-day party on saturday..

like 3 ppl wound up breaking up that night and getting back together a minute later.

5 people threw up

1 person passed out, my gf. she got too high and had too much to drink.

15 ppl called or txt'd me on sunday saying it was the best party evar B)

[Fit of Rage]

Cooking??? LOLOLOL

Obviously you guys are clueless. Cooking is doesn't 'help' her, cooking is fun, not hard. Offer to clean up.

Better yet, go clean the toilet. Now THAT will get you laid.

Show her that you are willing to doing something that you HATE to do for her.

Obviously she doesn't like your cooking.

[Scurvy]

i dunno, a few asians back i was in a situation like that, but i bought her a book (house of leaves BEFORE IT WAS COOL) and made her a cd, it was all good

scurvy, i'm surprised you're having trouble, you creative fuck. the best idea i've ever had but never had the chance or resources to do, was celebrate some other event in some fashion and not tell anyone.

I'm not really having trouble. we've been together for about 3 years and have done all the dinner/date stuff before. expectations aren't high... usually some wine and a killer valentine will do the trick. i just didnt know if somebody had an idea to steal.

on a side note, if anybody is looking for a great date movie, get The Baxter.
written and starring Michael Showalter--costarring michael ian black, david wain, paul rudd, and most of the wet hot american summer guys..kind of a cutsie romantic comedy that guys can dig too

[Xog]

cutsie romantic comedy that guys can dig too

men don't say cutsie

on topic:
get her her favorite flower with roses mixed in.

I've ordered daisies (hard to get in the winter) and white & red roses mixed together in a heart-shaped vase.

[Scurvy]

men don't say cutsie

99% of forum goers would have some choice words to say to you on this subject... needless to say i'm not one of them

[Squeezer]

fuck you guys.

I'm working and single

[Bioture]

Cooking??? LOLOLOL

Obviously you guys are clueless. Cooking is doesn't 'help' her, cooking is fun, not hard. Offer to clean up.

Better yet, go clean the toilet. Now THAT will get you laid.

Show her that you are willing to doing something that you HATE to do for her.

Sounds like you've been with the same lady that gets on your ass for too long... and that you're also really pussy-whipped.

[Ephemeral]

Sounds like you've been with the same lady that gets on your ass for too long... and that you're also really pussy-whipped.

I was joking, although I have been with my wife for 30+ years. She is my best friend and the coolest person I have ever met.

[Emaho]

Ephe, I would hate to clean up my own piss too. We all know the girls sit down when they piss.

[Liquid Blue]

pretty funny how the valentines topic started out with date ideas and has so far gotten to girls pissing

[gran guerrero]

TW FOURMZ 08:stuart:

[DoTheFandango]

i'm mailing her a home-recorded version of that song from Juno. The Moldy Peaches rock my socks.

she lives at UVM, leave me alone.

[SEAL]

Actually we're gonna do it this way,
I'm gonna do a starter and she gonna do the main. Which means we both buy-in the stuff and prepair and clean our own dish. Add some bubbles and some tunes and voila.

Now. There is -ONE- little problem. The tvix-M6500 (network multimedia tank) is due to arrive friday. It's gonna be tempting to leave it in the box and not say "its just gonna take 5 mins to install"

[Pandagirl!]

Mine is just going to be a standard Valentine's day... dinner and a movie