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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Postyou just get worse and worse each time you postDevest.proboards.com
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Last edited by Squeezer; 06-02-2008, 03:55 PM.Originally posted by ToneWomen who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better
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in b4 nolimitsoldier trolls us all by adding pauly shore to his list.Originally posted by ToneIt is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.Originally posted by the_paulGargle battery acid fuckfaceOriginally posted by Material GirlI tried downloading a soundcard
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Originally posted by Eric is God View Post5. Kevin Spacey (how has no one mentioned him yet?!)
8. Christian Bale (go see the The Machinist and American Psycho)"People fear what they can't understand, hate what they can't conquer."
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Originally posted by Liquid Blue View PostAre you serious? Adam Sandler on a best actor list? Really, Noah?
Just finished watching Hook, replace Patrick Stewart with Robin Williams~Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry
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Ok here goes (o noes I broke my word).
First off, new found respect for Christian Bale after seeing the Machinist.
Second, Johnny Depp is a great actor, personally I find Tom Hanks better. But really, you cant compare these two on the roles they have played. They are completely different. Same as you cant put Johnny Depp in a Morgan Freeman role and the other way around. It doesn't work, no matter how good they are (yeah, bring the racist joke).
You could possible compare Johnny Depp in Blow with DeNiro and Pacino. But in the end, there is typecasting for a reason. There is a reason Morgan Freeman gets casted as the old guy and not as a teenager (oversimplifying to make my point) and there is a reason Johnny Depp gets casted for Pirates of the Caribbean and not Tom Hanks.
Personally I think Tom Hanks is slightly better than Johnny Depp.
As for Adam Sandler, I love the guy, but not for his acting abilities. Ben Stiller is better, but still not great. I have to give Brad Pitt a mention purely for his role in Snatch, overall I don't think he is that awesome.
I do wanna mention George Clooney, I think the guy is pretty damn good. Other actors I like a lot, in no particular order, are Jim Carrey, Will Smith, Denzel Washington, Dustin Hoffman and Tim Robbins. And lately I have been liking John Cusack and Joaquin Phoenix.Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.
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One Actor for comedy- The One and Only Chris Farley
Tommy Boy and Black Sheep9:staffeR> naw I won't make my girl swallow it
9:RUCCI> if its in your mouth why not swallow....
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Originally posted by Noah View PostI love it how an internet discussion about something like favorite actors or whatever turns into heated discussions about some being wrong. How can anyone be wrong by stating that they like X better than the other? What can anyone gain by arguing their taste over others?
It's like fighting over what's the best of apples and oranges.
Best actor ever: Dolph Lundgren!
edit: I still gotta agree with LB, most of the actors you've listed are shit, or in most cases lack a real understanding of that actors ability. I personally wouldn't take any movie recommendations from someone who enjoys Ben Stiller's work, besides Zoolander and Something About Mary that guy has done nothing but produce shit work and shown he's not a real actor.
Originally posted by Jeenyuss View Postthe burbs is one of my all time favorite movies. you're also forgetting about philadelphia which was a good'er. look, this is just a matter of preference so no one's wrong. depp's good, hanks is good, but one thing's for certain; past happy gilmore and billy madison sandler sucks dick. the fact that he made your top five refutes any kind of argument you'll present.
Are you people forgetting casino? That movie was fucking awesome.Last edited by Cops; 06-02-2008, 10:25 AM.it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did
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Originally posted by Cops View PostYou're right but the difference is that NoLimitSoldier started telling people their opinions are wrong, you can't be wrong in this debate but you can tell someone else their wrong.
edit: I still gotta agree with LB, most of the actors you've listed are shit, or in most cases lack a real understanding of that actors ability. I personally wouldn't take any movie recommendations from someone who enjoys Ben Stiller's work, besides Zoolander and Something About Mary that guy has done nothing but produce shit work and shown he's not a real actor.
he's a mediocre actor, but he's still A LOT better than Ben Stiller. I thought Reign Over Me was a decent film, and even though Click was a generic movie Sandler still didn't do a terrible job.
Are you people forgetting casino? That movie was fucking awesome.Devest.proboards.com
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Originally posted by NoLimitSoldier View PostI was thinking about it, but who would be considered the best actor ever.
After some thought its got to be Johnny Depp.
Seriously who can top this guy?
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Ive got to set this thread right, cause OBVIOUSLY NoLimitSoldier doesn't have a clue.
1) Pauly Shore
2) Christian Slater
3) Steven Segal
4) Rick Moranis
5) Chuck Norris
And don't try to say im wrong, cause a movie with all 5 of those actors would be something so incomprehensibly awesome, the world would cease to exist.Displaced> I get pussy every day
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i agree with most of what the legitimate people have said. some notes to add about a couple specific performances:
tom hanks for castaway. if you watched this movie and enjoyed it, think for a second. hanks was able to keep you captivated for an hour and a half by being the only fucking person on the screen. the. only. one. thats amazing in its own right.
my favorite scene ever is the restaraunt one in five easy pieces (nicholson). lol, 'i want you to hold it between you knees'
there are just some one liners that are great, and this is one of them. especially in that raspy drawling voice of nicholson's.
i agree with depp being able to take on a variety of roles and doing them well.
probably more words about good actors that i dont care about enough right now to put the time into to type
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Robert Redford- The sting, the natural, come on....
Bill Murray
Michael Ian Black
Jim Carey
dont think anybody would be putting them up for best actor ever, but they are consistently good, and show up in a number of my favorites movies.
i tend to lean towards cult classics, and i love watching movies where the actors are recruited mainly because of a close relationship with the writer/producer (i.e. Owen Wilson & Wes Anderson, Bruce Willis & Quentin Tarantino)
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Originally posted by Squeezer View Postalso Klaus kinski
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