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  • The odds of atoms being in the universe where they are, isnt that unprobable.

    No matter how few atoms you have, and no matter how big the universe is, those atoms are 100% likely to be in a place in the universe. Therefor, the odds of a atom being in a unprobable place, is 100% probable, because they have to to be somewhere in the universe, if there are atoms in the universe.
    Some of you are really stupid.

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      Originally posted by Summa View Post
      question: why was it considered literal for people 2000 yrs ago, but today it is figurative? that sounds like a solid religion to me!
      Simple answer: it wasn't literal for people 2000 years ago. The book of Revalation was written as an encrypted message so that they could exchange Christian beliefs during a time of extreme prosecution.

      Originally posted by Summa View Post
      a fun quote to leave you all with: "Faith is that faculty of the mind which allows us to believe in things that we know to be untrue" - Dracula - Bram Stoker
      I'm confused. Is this speaking of macro-evolution and the spontaneous assimilation of life? :P
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      Stayon> That type of thing, when you're married for 50 years but you know you fucked up when you dropped chilli sause on your elitist rich boss, while crossing the cafeteria's lunch zone, getting you fired, because you were distracted admiring the cleaning lady's ass that you beated off to, when your sluggish wife and two retarted kids were asleep.

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      • Originally posted by milosh View Post
        Simple answer: it wasn't literal for people 2000 years ago. The book of Revalation was written as an encrypted message so that they could exchange Christian beliefs during a time of extreme prosecution.


        I'm confused. Is this speaking of macro-evolution and the spontaneous assimilation of life? :P
        last time i checked the first popes believed in the old testament as well as the supernatural occurances of the new testament and when science said "ummmmm nope" (which they didn't really have business doing) christianity flip-flopped their stance and said "oh its just metaphorical, not literal, you got us all wrong"


        and thats just a quote i like that tells you what faith is, the faculty of the mind to allow you to fully commit yourself to something that you know is a lie
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        • My friend never had salsa before yesterday. I was like seriously, you've never had salsa? He never had salsa. 21 years old, never had salsa in his life. I thought it was weird he never had salsa. Very weird.
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          • Originally posted by Summa View Post
            last time i checked the first popes believed in the old testament as well as the supernatural occurances of the new testament and when science said "ummmmm nope" (which they didn't really have business doing) christianity flip-flopped their stance and said "oh its just metaphorical, not literal, you got us all wrong"
            Oh, I believe in miracles.

            EDIT: I don't believe they still happen today, but I believe that they did. I'm not saying I don't believe they couldn't happen today because that's kind of heresy against my own beliefs. I mean... how can I believe that God can create matter if I don't believe in miracles?
            Last edited by milosh; 07-10-2008, 05:33 PM.
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            Stayon> That type of thing, when you're married for 50 years but you know you fucked up when you dropped chilli sause on your elitist rich boss, while crossing the cafeteria's lunch zone, getting you fired, because you were distracted admiring the cleaning lady's ass that you beated off to, when your sluggish wife and two retarted kids were asleep.

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            • Originally posted by DankNuggets View Post
              Like milosh said, while it is a 1/million chance for YOU to exist, it is more of a 1/1 chance that a person will exist
              Irrelevant, by applying your logic i was not prooving a person could not exist, i was prooving milosh could not exist. And given that factor no person on this planet could.

              So tell me, what is the probability of life forming Fluffz?
              well 10^40,000 seems high but ill accept it. The problem is - at least on this level of argumentation - our current universal result is not worth more than the other 10^40,000 -1 possible results. We are biased because we are the lucky winner AND on top of that we are thinking creatures. But in itself it does not tell us anything other than: we were lucky.

              there will always exist a possibility of the other, something YOU're obviously not willing to except
              to my defense, i never created a thread claiming i could argue against god based on probabilities. Even if i did, my believes are out of question here and based on a by far more complex logic. Im not even sure if it is correct to calculate a probability that includes the factor time. However for the purpose of argumentation i will do you the favour:

              Humans are not created by design. If it were the case an omnipotent designer would have built the universe around the factor 1:1 that humans would emerge. But as it seems today this factor is around 1:10^40,000. In case of a designer the purpose of this universe is that thing with the highest possibility of emerging.

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              • my bloody valentine still sucks.

                drugs or not.
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                Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                • Fluffz, your logic just isn't logical. It's like finding a quarter on the top of Mount Everest and claiming it was carried by a bird then caught by the wind until it landed at the top. I'm claiming that it's highly improbable that it wasn't carried by a human while you're saying all things are probable because it is tails side up.

                  Whether its tails side up or heads side up it's still a quarter on top of Mount Everest, and whether I am milosh, Bobby Joe, Susanne or Frank I'm still a complex ordered life form working against the second law of thermodynamics.
                  Last edited by milosh; 07-10-2008, 05:55 PM.
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                  Stayon> That type of thing, when you're married for 50 years but you know you fucked up when you dropped chilli sause on your elitist rich boss, while crossing the cafeteria's lunch zone, getting you fired, because you were distracted admiring the cleaning lady's ass that you beated off to, when your sluggish wife and two retarted kids were asleep.

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                  • i only got 2 things to say this time :fear:

                    1) try this statistic on for size: count up all of the universes in existence (no one knows as of now) then count up all of the stars in each universe (holy crap big numbers) now count up all of the planets attributed to said stars (OH MAN GINORMOUS NUMBER) and i bet the probability of a planet being inhabitable and having all of these random occurances that lead to the development of life as we know it is fairly high

                    2) for all of those who are using the desk arranging idea, I've got something for you. (surprised no one has played this card yet) In a Quantum Universe, your desk is arranged in every possible way. GG when all else fails fall back on chaos theory and quantum theory!

                    EDIT: read my post about probabilities and calculations, they are all essentially null
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                    Umm.. Alexander the Great was the leader of the Roman empire, not the Greek empire guy.

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                    • Originally posted by stark View Post
                      My friend never had salsa before yesterday. I was like seriously, you've never had salsa? He never had salsa. 21 years old, never had salsa in his life. I thought it was weird he never had salsa. Very weird.
                      wow, i mean what the fuck, i eat salsa daily.

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                      • holy clusterfuck.

                        thread title updated for truth, and multi-post warnings have been handed out for milosh, dtf and money. also, as soon as i figure out where to put this thread it'll be moved, because it's anything but general discussion now.
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                        It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
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                        • ATTN: GRAN

                          That double negative was totally intentional :P
                          Originally posted by Tone
                          Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                          • lies!
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                              Stayon> That type of thing, when you're married for 50 years but you know you fucked up when you dropped chilli sause on your elitist rich boss, while crossing the cafeteria's lunch zone, getting you fired, because you were distracted admiring the cleaning lady's ass that you beated off to, when your sluggish wife and two retarted kids were asleep.

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                              • Originally posted by gran guerrero View Post
                                lies!
                                not never!
                                Originally posted by Tone
                                Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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