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    supermax prison in Florence, Colorado
    or
    North Branch Correctional Institution

    Huge place i am sure zombies cant get in. question is is how do we get food :fear:
    Last edited by sonlox; 02-14-2009, 01:14 AM.
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    • Originally posted by Galleleo View Post
      Well, you are fucked.

      And how is infra-red picking up dead (cold) zombies?

      BTW, LB, I thought of another awesome part about my plan. Once we have survived the zombie apocalypse, there has been natural selection as far as chicks go, those who survive should be best that the girls have to offer!
      True true

      Originally posted by Pandagirl!
      I would join up with LB's nomadic idea, but it looks like I'm not wanted.
      no you can come, squeezer and Nickname could also join me and Gal. The 5 of us could move around pretty easily
      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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      • The popularity of this thread in such a short period of time has confirmed my suspicions that Trench Warriors are the nerdiest people on the planet.
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        1:Shaun> if my girlfriend had a dick
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        • i just got back from a titty bar showered and masterbaited finished cleaned up and was like ooooo a zombis thread and realized that i was eating a sandwich with the hand i was just jerking off with in the shower............:fear:
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          Im gonna slash and gash, rip another hole in your ass.
          I'll smear blood on the walls and then play
          tennis with your balls, and if the phone rings dont answer the caLL.
          im gonna slit yo throat, fuk u like a goat
          i'LL rip yo fore skin off and make a winter coat. PEACE!

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          • Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
            no you can come, squeezer and Nickname could also join me and Gal. The 5 of us could move around pretty easily
            Alright awesome, but I better not become zombie bait or the typical blonde that messes everything up for the whole group. Maybe we should pick up some hair dye on our nomadic adventure.
            Pandagirl!

            (ph)>12 is just right

            In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
            1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
            1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
            1:Chao <ER>> at all
            1:Mantra-Slider> chao
            1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
            Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
            Chao <ER> - hero

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            • I'd be careful, LB. The minorities in the group always get killed first.

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              • Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
                no you can come, squeezer and Nickname could also join me and Gal. The 5 of us could move around pretty easily
                but when we repopulate the world it needs to be uh...ahem white american blood.

                look, it worked so far in history, why argue?
                Originally posted by Tone
                Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                • My friend is nuts about zombies, he's got a cottage in the sticks, and fuel, freezers full of food, guns, ammo everything you could think of in huge supply. He also has a retreat plan and everything it's pretty awesome, he
                  s sgt hatchett in SS.

                  We made i deal, I play his game www.urbandead.com - 50AP a day zombie apoc game, really simple. (We're Z.E.S. located in Penny Heights if you want to get into it) He makes a user and plays SS from time to time.
                  7:Knockers> how'd you do it Paul?
                  7:Knockers> sex? money? power?
                  7:PaulOakenfold> *puts on sunglasses* *flies away*

                  1:vys> I EVEN TOLD MY MUM I WON A PIZZA

                  7:Knockers> the suns not yellow, its chicken
                  7:Salu> that's drug addict talk if i ever saw it

                  1:chuckle> im tired of seeing people get killed and other people just watching simply saying "MURDER. RACISM. BAD"
                  1:chuckle> ive watched the video twice now

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                  • We can't let more people into my tunnels than panda, squeez and nick, my calculations were done on a max of 5 people surviving for 50 years. With a very tough last 15 years. Each person that would get added to that decreases our survival time by 10 years.
                    Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                    • maybe i'll be at walmart :/
                      Originally posted by Tone
                      Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                      • Originally posted by Kahlan View Post
                        The popularity of this thread in such a short period of time has confirmed my suspicions that Trench Warriors are the nerdiest people on the planet.

                        Dude, you have been playing this game forever, and it took you till THIS post to confirm that? Hell, I willingly do 24 hour hostathons for these guys (which should prove that point in itself), and see many of them attempt to complete the full round.

                        On topic I actually have a poster in my living room showing me the dos/donts of a zombie attack. And although I think having a whole bunch of people standing around a graveyard with crossbows to stop those who rise. It advises against that.

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                        • I know Summa has been waiting for me to find this thread.

                          Of the 80+ zombie movies I own (I'm a fan) everyone that goes indors is trapped and eventually will die. As for lakes and streams you are just praying that a zombie isn't laying in the water at the bottom or upstream contaminating the water. In all the movies I think there are 2 and only 2 where the zombies were in the mountains and they were scattered and lost (easy to pick off.

                          So I would say the mountains.
                          1) your upstream from everything
                          2) ready supply of animals to hunt year round
                          3) cover to hide everywhere and easy escape if ever needed
                          4) sniper rifle (one for the Kiddies they need to learn young)
                          5) large supply of "this way to Finland" signs to scare off random zombies
                          6) and lots of hookers (I mean lots and lots)
                          ?find dads revenge

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                          • Indoors never works cause the people in movies like Dawn of the Dead are stupid. However, what we learned from Dawn of the Dead is that you can hold out indefinitely should you have plenty of supplies. We're assuming this will be over in a matter of months, not years. Wal-Mart has it.
                            I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
                            I got a 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan

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                            • Originally posted by Squeezer View Post
                              maybe i'll be at walmart and print out all of Galleleo's posts :/
                              aa

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                              • Originally posted by Izor View Post
                                Indoors never works cause the people in movies like Dawn of the Dead are stupid. However, what we learned from Dawn of the Dead is that you can hold out indefinitely should you have plenty of supplies. We're assuming this will be over in a matter of months, not years. Wal-Mart has it.
                                gonna chuck low-priced shitty clothing at them when time runs out?

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