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  • windows or not, if the people you are stuck with are some fucking mental cases or whatever, you're fucked.
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    • You need electricity to 'operate' the Wal-Mart (for the most part). What happens if the zombies take over utilities or destroy them?

      Assuming that zombies can't climb vertical stony walls, I'd get into a castle with lots of food and boiling hot oil at the ramparts, then cement the door shut.
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      • you would need to be able to grow your own food if you're going to shut yourself up somewhere

        people say they'd get alot of food, but even 6 months of food is a shit ton of food, if you're talking about staying somewhere for even a year, you won't be able to get that much food short notice

        learn to grown food where you are or nomad that shit son

        navy carrier is a terrible idea, same reasons as the wal-mart only you'd be on sea so you're fucked even more
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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        • Because of the dreaded sea zombies?...
          Rabble Rabble Rabble

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          • I like tagmors idea best that and the Island.

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            • Originally posted by kthx View Post
              Because of the dreaded sea zombies?...
              pick one

              -people with bites come to ship hiding said bites
              -people crack from end of days scenario, loss of family, their lives shattering and start going crazy
              -people getting greedy and stealing food/spouses from others


              regardless, you're stuck on a boat with a few crazies killing/fighting/turning other people into crazies/zombies, and you have no where to go

              you could hop on the emergency boats but hello ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE so its not the best idea
              My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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              • The flaw in every single plan seems to be if you get stuck with someone who's not mentally solid, you're fucked.

                As such, I'm throwing out the shoot anything that moves idea. Do a a wallmart, by yourself, and somehow permanently close the doors (explosives?) and save some explosives to open said doors once you're out of food. At which point in time, you go back to shoot anything that moves, and nomad it up.




                OR and I'm just throwing this out there.


                Get a big nomadic group, and don't be the slowest runner.

                I'm just sayin'
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                • I trust Nick, LB, Squeez and Panda.

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                  • A carrier isnt a bad idea because you will be able to generate your own food. In each scenario you will need a calm level headed person capable of making the decision to end someones life if they're acting up. Seeing as how a carrier is a military vessel, someone on there thats been in charge of things their whole career like the captain (or admiral) will most likely be able to take that role. You're assuming people would be able to hide their bites, but a full physical upon arrival would ensure that is not possible. This type of scenario calls for such measures.

                    LB you keep bringing up the same points that get shot down about people that you're with being your downfall, but thats even more true with your small nomadic group. How long of constantly living in fear would it take before you start to lose it? At least in Wal-Mart people would have a legitimate break from the outside death and destruction and could reflect on the situation in peace.

                    The mist doesnt discredit the grocery store theory. Zombies dont fly and they dont have tentacles. The only reason people listened to the crazy woman in that movie is because the flying aliens broke the glass and started killing people and she offered a 'solution' to it. In fact, that movie would have continued on in a very boring way until the military started cleaning shit up had the glass not broken. Nobody was paying attention to her until their lives started being in danger with no real protection (so thats further proof that being nomadic wouldnt work)
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                    • Even if the nomadic idea doesn't work, the last thing we would see before our demise are fellow members of the TW Beautiful Club. Not a bad way to go IMO.
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                      • In a submarine, with some kind of infinite energy source, and desalination for drinking water, fish for food I guess. Seems like a solid plan.

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                        • Originally posted by Tresmius View Post
                          In a submarine, with some kind of infinite energy source, and desalination for drinking water, fish for food I guess. Seems like a solid plan.
                          hey at least we solved the fuel crisis by this time amirite?
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                          • Originally posted by gran guerrero View Post
                            hey at least we solved the fuel crisis by this time amirite?
                            my sentiments exactly
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                            • Originally posted by Izor View Post
                              A carrier isnt a bad idea because you will be able to generate your own food. In each scenario you will need a calm level headed person capable of making the decision to end someones life if they're acting up. Seeing as how a carrier is a military vessel, someone on there thats been in charge of things their whole career like the captain (or admiral) will most likely be able to take that role. You're assuming people would be able to hide their bites, but a full physical upon arrival would ensure that is not possible. This type of scenario calls for such measures.
                              If a zombie apocalypse happened, there are a few things wrong with this:

                              -You're taking into account the captain would be able to maintain order, throughout all the bullshit chaos going on

                              -People are going to be thinking about their families and themselves first and foremost, if they have a bite they sure as shit aren't going to just go ahead with a full physical and depending on how long it takes to change/the circumstances in which you pick people up, full physicals might not be possible until hours after said people get picked up

                              -People break down in stressful situation and start acting batshit insane, even if they are normally level-headed people. They make dumb decisions, and one person making a dumb decision can fuck over your entire crew


                              LB you keep bringing up the same points that get shot down about people that you're with being your downfall, but thats even more true with your small nomadic group. How long of constantly living in fear would it take before you start to lose it? At least in Wal-Mart people would have a legitimate break from the outside death and destruction and could reflect on the situation in peace.
                              When did I say that my option is the best in the world? That people would never break down if they ran with me? It's the end of the world, I never assume that everyone would be able to keep it together. I choose to stick with my plan simply because I'm not relying on any specific shelter to keep me safe indefinitely. I prefer to stay fluid and flexible to change along with my environment and circumstance.

                              And no one is going to reflect on jack shit in peace, during the zombie apocalypse. Period. No matter where you are, people are going to be depressed and high strung as shit.


                              The mist doesnt discredit the grocery store theory. Zombies dont fly and they dont have tentacles. The only reason people listened to the crazy woman in that movie is because the flying aliens broke the glass and started killing people and she offered a 'solution' to it. In fact, that movie would have continued on in a very boring way until the military started cleaning shit up had the glass not broken. Nobody was paying attention to her until their lives started being in danger with no real protection (so thats further proof that being nomadic wouldnt work)
                              it's not further proof for that, it's further proof that one crazy bitch can fuck up your entire "wal-mart/naval carrier/middle of a field" option. Movie wouldn't have continued in a boring way, I haven't seen the movie in awhile but they were there for what, a week before everyone started breaking down? How long before those few people wanted to leave the store instead of sitting in there to die? How long before that crazy bitch *started* her muttering? When she finally swayed enough people is not the point you need to worry about, it's when she first starts up that insane bullshit. After that it's just a slow build-up of her converting normal people who are stressed out to the extreme.
                              My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                              • Originally posted by Pandagirl! View Post
                                Even if the nomadic idea doesn't work, the last thing we would see before our demise are fellow members of the TW Beautiful Club. Not a bad way to go IMO.
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                                Plus our idea has a built in chick in it. Two if you count Gall.
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                                Originally posted by Richard Creager
                                All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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