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why won't my dog play fetch
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Originally posted by Kontrolz View PostMelt the frisbee into a ball and toss it. That ought to trick the dumb dog.Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry
5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it
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just use the frisbee as a toy to get it pissed then throw it (gently slap her with it/ bang it on the ground ect.).Ill-timed force will be ineffective; act with precision; timing is everything. Knowing where and when to strike is more important than strength; misapplied ability is disability. Unreasonable or undue force will defeat itself
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Originally posted by L1 TW View PostFucking faggot, ur just mad your boyfriend won't fetch your cock when u pour chocolate on it.
"fetch ur cock when u pour chocolate on it" .. nah he was a good boy and fetched whatever I wanted. He played catch pretty well too.
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Train it using a pistol. If the dog doesn't fetch, shoot it in the head. Buy a new dog and show it the corpse of the previous dog before tossing the frisbee. Repeat as needed. Eventually you'll get a dog that figures out that it damn well better fetch the frisbee.
Or just http://tinyurl.com/os5fj5 .
llater,
Tony
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my favorite form of catch with my dog is to hold the ball in my hand, pretend to throw the ball (you really gotta sell yourself here), and then watch my dog run toward where it would've landed. When she stops to look back at me with the "where the fuck is it?" look, is priceless every time. Unfortunately this stops working after the 3rd or 4th time.2:Sauro> dp i placed 4th today at yugoh tournament
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Tape a cat to the frisbee.Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
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You have to give it motivation to catch it. They are like business employees, if they aren't being payed well they really have no motivation. So, I suggest doing what wutang said. Let her know "Bitch( haha this works here), you better fukcing bring this shit back when i throw it" by even throwing the frisbee, and you pulling her leash all the way to the frisbee. Then try w/o a leash and slowly lead her to the frisbee. If she follows you there, reinforce it with a treat.
I've actually never had a dog, but i've studied Skinner's operant conditioning, and it is actually strongly meant for animals. And, I taught my best friends dog to come when called, no matter what she is doing.
Just try to take steps there, think of it like a math proof. First, you look at what your given, it's like trying to prove 1+1=2
1) 0+0=0 If person agrees: Reward
2) 0+1=1 If person agrees: Reward
3) 1+1=2 If person agrees: Reward
Just like that systematically, although if this were real proof and/or humans we would say WHY 0+0=0 what theorem/principle/assumption, etc..
But yeah, mos def update me with what happens.Last edited by paradise!; 05-12-2009, 11:54 PM.4:BigKing> xD
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Originally posted by paradise! View PostI've actually never had a dog, but i've studied Skinner's operant conditioning, and it is actually strongly meant for animals. And, I taught my best friends dog to come when called, no matter what she is doing.
Just try to take steps there, think of it like a math proof. First, you look at what your given, it's like trying to prove 1+1=2
1) 0+0=0 If person agrees: Reward
2) 0+1=1 If person agrees: Reward
3) 1+1=2 If person agrees: RewardOriginally posted by WardOK.. ur retarded case closed
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Originally posted by Vykromond View Postthat is exactly like a math proofOriginally posted by ToneIt is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.Originally posted by the_paulGargle battery acid fuckfaceOriginally posted by Material GirlI tried downloading a soundcard
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