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  • #16
    Originally posted by Flared View Post
    yo my dog is fucking awesome
    he's been on animal planets Pet Star and Planets Funniest Animals. we got $1000 for him being on Pet Star and get $100 mailed to us every time his episode of Planets Funniest Animals airs.

    what does he do you may ask?
    he is a jack russel terrier (small little fucker)
    we throw a basketball in the yard and he chases after it, puts his nose under it, flips it onto his head, and runs around with it. keep in mind the basketball is bigger than him. the best part? we didnt teach him, he just started doing it
    ez
    Do you get $100 every time YOU talk about it?
    (ZaBuZa)>sigh.. i been playing this game since i was 8... i am more mature then ull ever be...

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Kontrolz View Post
      Melt the frisbee into a ball and toss it. That ought to trick the dumb dog.
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      • #18
        just use the frisbee as a toy to get it pissed then throw it (gently slap her with it/ bang it on the ground ect.).
        Ill-timed force will be ineffective; act with precision; timing is everything. Knowing where and when to strike is more important than strength; misapplied ability is disability. Unreasonable or undue force will defeat itself

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        • #19
          http://www.dog-obedience-training-review.com/
          ?find dads revenge

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Money View Post
            should have startedwhen she was a puppy, but some dogs just arent players and there is nothing u can do about it
            LOl some are players and some aren't


            and salubrious haha:turned:

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            • #21
              paint roger federer on your frisbee

              if you make it more tennis themed then maybe your dog will have fun
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              I am King

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              • #22
                Originally posted by L1 TW View Post
                Fucking faggot, ur just mad your boyfriend won't fetch your cock when u pour chocolate on it.
                "ur just mad" o_O.. huh?

                "fetch ur cock when u pour chocolate on it" .. nah he was a good boy and fetched whatever I wanted. He played catch pretty well too.

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                • #23
                  LOL xog made a funny

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                  • #24
                    Train it using a pistol. If the dog doesn't fetch, shoot it in the head. Buy a new dog and show it the corpse of the previous dog before tossing the frisbee. Repeat as needed. Eventually you'll get a dog that figures out that it damn well better fetch the frisbee.

                    Or just http://tinyurl.com/os5fj5 .

                    llater,
                    Tony

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Xog View Post
                      "ur just mad" o_O.. huh?

                      "fetch ur cock when u pour chocolate on it" .. nah he was a good boy and fetched whatever I wanted. He played catch pretty well too.
                      Originally posted by Money View Post
                      LOL xog made a funny
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                      All good things must come to an end.

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                      • #26
                        my favorite form of catch with my dog is to hold the ball in my hand, pretend to throw the ball (you really gotta sell yourself here), and then watch my dog run toward where it would've landed. When she stops to look back at me with the "where the fuck is it?" look, is priceless every time. Unfortunately this stops working after the 3rd or 4th time.
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                        • #27
                          Tape a cat to the frisbee.
                          Pandagirl!

                          (ph)>12 is just right

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                          • #28
                            You have to give it motivation to catch it. They are like business employees, if they aren't being payed well they really have no motivation. So, I suggest doing what wutang said. Let her know "Bitch( haha this works here), you better fukcing bring this shit back when i throw it" by even throwing the frisbee, and you pulling her leash all the way to the frisbee. Then try w/o a leash and slowly lead her to the frisbee. If she follows you there, reinforce it with a treat.

                            I've actually never had a dog, but i've studied Skinner's operant conditioning, and it is actually strongly meant for animals. And, I taught my best friends dog to come when called, no matter what she is doing.

                            Just try to take steps there, think of it like a math proof. First, you look at what your given, it's like trying to prove 1+1=2

                            1) 0+0=0 If person agrees: Reward
                            2) 0+1=1 If person agrees: Reward
                            3) 1+1=2 If person agrees: Reward

                            Just like that systematically, although if this were real proof and/or humans we would say WHY 0+0=0 what theorem/principle/assumption, etc..

                            But yeah, mos def update me with what happens.
                            Last edited by paradise!; 05-12-2009, 11:54 PM.
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by paradise! View Post
                              I've actually never had a dog, but i've studied Skinner's operant conditioning, and it is actually strongly meant for animals. And, I taught my best friends dog to come when called, no matter what she is doing.

                              Just try to take steps there, think of it like a math proof. First, you look at what your given, it's like trying to prove 1+1=2

                              1) 0+0=0 If person agrees: Reward
                              2) 0+1=1 If person agrees: Reward
                              3) 1+1=2 If person agrees: Reward
                              that is exactly like a math proof
                              Originally posted by Ward
                              OK.. ur retarded case closed

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Vykromond View Post
                                that is exactly like a math proof
                                nice, excellent reference to eddie murphys movie Coming to America or something like that, i like it, i like it alot.
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