in fact, just last weekend i had to open two watermelons and one pineapple. they were bitches. hairy bitches.
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Originally Posted by HeavenSent
You won't have to wait another 4 years.
There wont be another election for president.
Obama is the Omega President.
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Originally posted by paradise! View PostI ALSO USE KNIVES TO PEEL ORANGES BECAUSE I'M A RAGING COCKHUGGER
YOU BITE THE PEEL AND WORK FROM THERE
STOP BEING LITTLE GIRLS
FUCKsaladOriginally posted by ToneIt is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.Originally posted by the_paulGargle battery acid fuckfaceOriginally posted by Material GirlI tried downloading a soundcard
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and fuck the rest of you little pantywaists and your special orange cutters
goodnightOriginally posted by ToneIt is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.Originally posted by the_paulGargle battery acid fuckfaceOriginally posted by Material GirlI tried downloading a soundcard
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Originally posted by Fluffz View PostOranges? Seriously...
(Twerp and Duel Pasta)
5:dads revenge> they are both actually my virtual pet salamanders I have to feed them virtual flies 3 times a day
1: Pandagirl!> What do I say back to that
1: Pandagirl!> How about "lol"
1: winipcfg> despite "lol"'s versatility, I don't think that'd be good in the situation
If you can't beat them, eat them. ?go zombies3 - Chao <ER>
Ricko> mvp gets poppadums from weak's corner shop
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look fluffz whatever kind of fucking special orange opening tool that is i don't have it. mattey i'm not sure whether or not i agree with you about the difficulty of opening a pineapple but it definitely has the highest effort:reward ratio because pineapples are fucking delicious.Originally posted by turmiojeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.Originally posted by grandI've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...
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That's why you gotta grow hair on your nuts and eat the kiwi skin
edit: and peeling without a knife? that's like saying 'try to carve a turkey with this spoon'1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat
1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
1:trashed> wha
1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
1:trashed> i download my own
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1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come
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I've been getting these bananas lately that is kinda soft, so I couldn't peel them normally. I actually had to use a tool to get to the delicious banana meat.Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry
5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it
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Originally posted by stark View PostThat's why you gotta grow hair on your nuts and eat the kiwi skin
edit: and peeling without a knife? that's like saying 'try to carve a turkey with this spoon'
Edit: Wow, there really is an XKCD for everything.
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