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  • #16
    in fact, just last weekend i had to open two watermelons and one pineapple. they were bitches. hairy bitches.
    Originally Posted by HeavenSent
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    • #17
      Originally posted by paradise! View Post
      I ALSO USE KNIVES TO PEEL ORANGES BECAUSE I'M A RAGING COCKHUGGER
      FUCK KNIVES

      YOU BITE THE PEEL AND WORK FROM THERE

      STOP BEING LITTLE GIRLS

      FUCKsalad
      Originally posted by Tone
      It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
      Originally posted by the_paul
      Gargle battery acid fuckface
      Originally posted by Material Girl
      I tried downloading a soundcard

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      • #18
        and fuck the rest of you little pantywaists and your special orange cutters

        goodnight
        Originally posted by Tone
        It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
        Originally posted by the_paul
        Gargle battery acid fuckface
        Originally posted by Material Girl
        I tried downloading a soundcard

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        • #19
          just eat the whole oringe \_B)_/

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          • #20
            what the fuck with seedless watermelon?

            keep the seeds!
            Originally posted by Tone
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            • #21
              nice set of threads jeenyuss faggot

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              • #22
                Oranges are easy. Pomegranates are pretty much the hardest fruit to enjoy.

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                • #23
                  ya guys fruit is crazy lets talk about it more

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Fluffz View Post
                    Oranges? Seriously...

                    Only in America do I see such inventions, THERE'S AN INVENTION FOR EVERYTHING OVER THERE MY GOD.
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                    • #25
                      look fluffz whatever kind of fucking special orange opening tool that is i don't have it. mattey i'm not sure whether or not i agree with you about the difficulty of opening a pineapple but it definitely has the highest effort:reward ratio because pineapples are fucking delicious.
                      Originally posted by turmio
                      jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                      Originally posted by grand
                      I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                      • #26
                        Kiwi. Try peeling it without a knife.
                        thread killer

                        Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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                        • #27
                          That's why you gotta grow hair on your nuts and eat the kiwi skin



                          edit: and peeling without a knife? that's like saying 'try to carve a turkey with this spoon'
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                          • #28
                            I've been getting these bananas lately that is kinda soft, so I couldn't peel them normally. I actually had to use a tool to get to the delicious banana meat.
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                            • #29
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by stark View Post
                                That's why you gotta grow hair on your nuts and eat the kiwi skin



                                edit: and peeling without a knife? that's like saying 'try to carve a turkey with this spoon'
                                Agreed on the nuts, but you must not eat much citrus. You can peel pretty much any citrus fruit with your hands.

                                Edit: Wow, there really is an XKCD for everything.

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