In the nomination subtext, a little known requirement is the ability to bench your own body weight:
5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
Step 2.15: Tell room full of San Francisco liberals that small town America likes to "cling to guns or religion or antipathy for people who aren't like them."
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