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My mom's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died..
She was killed by a giant crab
She was killed by a giant crab
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This thread needs to roll over and die.5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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Hey Xog
Sounds like you would like this pic
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You sir, are a dick for not wanting to cheer squeezer up.Originally posted by Fit of Rage View Post
Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.TWDT Head Op Seasons 2, 3, and 4
TWL Season 14 & 17 Head Op
Season 13 TWLD Champion, Seasons 13 & 14 LJ Champion
Winston Churchill: "That is the sort of nonsense up with which we will not put!"
Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.
- John F. Kennedy
A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
Originally posted by kthxComment
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Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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Maybe if you say it in Dutch...
A girl was wearing a pashmina at work today so I asked her to "pashmina the stapler". Once again she had no clue what I was talking about. I think I'm bad at puns.Less QQ More pew pewComment
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my boss calls me "ant."
he gave me this nickname because i'm scrawny and he's always busting my balls about it, so one day i told him i'm like an ant. i may look small but i'm surprisingly strong, lift ten times my own weight, yadda yadda.
so i've been outside a lot lately now that the weather is getting so nice and i got sunburned like whoa.
i come in today and he goes, "sup fire ant?"
this was more of a "had to be there" moment, but it's all i can muster at the moment.jasonofabitch loves!!!!Comment
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Whoa whoa whoa, I never said I wasn't down for some squeeze up cheering, I just think that awful one-liners are the way to do it.Originally posted by Summa View Post
A nice bowl might be the way to go.5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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apparently the puns have failed!
PLAN B!
CRAPPY "if you know what i mean jokes"
I'll put my source code in your directory if you know what I mean.
I'll backdoor your admin access if you know what I mean.
GOGOGOGOGO THE CHEERING UP MUST COMMENCETWDT Head Op Seasons 2, 3, and 4
TWL Season 14 & 17 Head Op
Season 13 TWLD Champion, Seasons 13 & 14 LJ Champion
Winston Churchill: "That is the sort of nonsense up with which we will not put!"
Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.
- John F. Kennedy
A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
Originally posted by kthxComment
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All good things must come to an end.Comment
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Originally posted by Galleleo View Post
No.....that's how some of us talk here in Texas
I got no eyed deer = I've got no idea
"dear" isn't in the picture.
And the pun is on "the deer doesn't have eyes"...anyways it's not funny if you have to explain it!
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am i too late for a few puns? my g/f just told these to me the other day.
both of these require you to kind of sing the punch lines.
q: where does the lone ranger take his garbage?
a: to the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump
q: what kind of pants does mario like to wear?
a: denim denim denim, denim denim denim
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hey whats brown n sticky?
a stick
why did the dead baby cross the road?
it was stapled to the chicken
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No man should be allowed to be THAT flexible...Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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Originally posted by Zeebu View Post
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
....It depends on how hard you throw them.Comment
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