Dear Squeezer

[Soup du Jour]

The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

[Soup du Jour]

The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

[Soup du Jour]

A backward poet writes inverse.

[Soup du Jour]

In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

[Ganon-Knight]

I just turned on the

pants came off.

[Soup du Jour]

When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

[Soup du Jour]

If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine .

[Soup du Jour]

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

[Soup du Jour]

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'

[Soup du Jour]

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

[Soup du Jour]

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

[Soup du Jour]

There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

[fLaReD]

srsly

[Galleleo]

Soup is probably mafia, so just ban him

[Ilya]

i'm watching made of honor and it's so good