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what do you call a midget clairvoyant fugitive?
a small medium at large
Have you heard about Corduroy pillows?
they're making headlines.
a small medium at large
Have you heard about Corduroy pillows?
they're making headlines.
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you guys are terrible at this, no wonder my brother won't cheer up and come backTWDT Head Op Seasons 2, 3, and 4
TWL Season 14 & 17 Head Op
Season 13 TWLD Champion, Seasons 13 & 14 LJ Champion
Winston Churchill: "That is the sort of nonsense up with which we will not put!"
Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.
- John F. Kennedy
A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
Originally posted by kthxComment
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maybe he needs anti-depressants. i bet i have a bottle or two lying around from days gone by.jasonofabitch loves!!!!Comment
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Phatass wins that was hilarious
Also I had to read adman's like 17 times before I figured it out. 17 is a guess. But I bet its close. Well done sir.
Ilyaz I saw that joke coming from the first post in thread. Get new material. On a side note my gf was upset about something stupid that women get upset about (everything) and I told her that joke. She kind of laughed.JAMAL> didn't think there was a worse shark than midoent but the_paul takes it
turban> claus is the type of person that would eat shit just so you would have to smell his breath
Originally posted by Ilya;n1135707Comment
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I don't get what's so funny about dead baby jokes.Originally posted by Zeebu
i can't picture anybody laughing at them the 144th joke.4:BigKing> xD
4:Best> i'm leaving chat
4:BigKing> what did i do???
4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
4:BigKing> ???? why though
4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
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Today, a kid in my stats class with Tourettes was telling Helen Keller and other disability jokes. The irony was amazing. [By telling I mean he was yelling them to the whole class, Tourettes style]Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
Chao <ER> - heroComment
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It's how he copes with his disability. You're such a jerk.Originally posted by Pandagirl! View Post
Speaking of Helen Keller jokes:
Why couldn't Hellen Keller read?
Because she was a woman.Comment
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how do hens stay fit?
they always eggs-ercise.
what kind of cat likes water?
an octopuss!
1996 Minnesota State Pooping ChampionComment
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Why didnt the shrimp share?
Becuase he was being shellfishsigpic
All good things must come to an end.Comment
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Less QQ More pew pewComment
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i'll just leave this hereOriginally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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because she's dead, right? haha!can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violenceComment
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i punch kittensTWDT Head Op Seasons 2, 3, and 4
TWL Season 14 & 17 Head Op
Season 13 TWLD Champion, Seasons 13 & 14 LJ Champion
Winston Churchill: "That is the sort of nonsense up with which we will not put!"
Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.
- John F. Kennedy
A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
Originally posted by kthxComment
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