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  • #1

    Dear Squeezer

    OH BROTHER! WHERE ART THOU?

    Seriously, next time your fat ass is down here, let me know. I will buy you dinner or some shit.

    I also heard that you were down a week or two ago.

    In an attempt to cheer you up, I am starting a thread of the greatest puns ever! I shall start!

    Have you heard about that online origami store? It folded.
    TWDT Head Op Seasons 2, 3, and 4
    TWL Season 14 & 17 Head Op
    Season 13 TWLD Champion, Seasons 13 & 14 LJ Champion

    Winston Churchill: "That is the sort of nonsense up with which we will not put!"

    Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.
    - John F. Kennedy

    A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
    Originally posted by kthx
    Umm.. Alexander the Great was the leader of the Roman empire, not the Greek empire guy.
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  • #2
    please get this thread to 3 pages
    can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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    • #3
      She used to have a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off.
      TWDT Head Op Seasons 2, 3, and 4
      TWL Season 14 & 17 Head Op
      Season 13 TWLD Champion, Seasons 13 & 14 LJ Champion

      Winston Churchill: "That is the sort of nonsense up with which we will not put!"

      Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.
      - John F. Kennedy

      A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
      Originally posted by kthx
      Umm.. Alexander the Great was the leader of the Roman empire, not the Greek empire guy.

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      • #4
        Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The
        other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
        TWDT Head Op Seasons 2, 3, and 4
        TWL Season 14 & 17 Head Op
        Season 13 TWLD Champion, Seasons 13 & 14 LJ Champion

        Winston Churchill: "That is the sort of nonsense up with which we will not put!"

        Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.
        - John F. Kennedy

        A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
        Originally posted by kthx
        Umm.. Alexander the Great was the leader of the Roman empire, not the Greek empire guy.

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        • #5
          Good luck topping this one fuckers!

          Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
          which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very
          little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from
          bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
          TWDT Head Op Seasons 2, 3, and 4
          TWL Season 14 & 17 Head Op
          Season 13 TWLD Champion, Seasons 13 & 14 LJ Champion

          Winston Churchill: "That is the sort of nonsense up with which we will not put!"

          Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.
          - John F. Kennedy

          A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
          Originally posted by kthx
          Umm.. Alexander the Great was the leader of the Roman empire, not the Greek empire guy.

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          • #6
            Actually Happened

            Today I told my friend in sandals that she looked like she needed socks, then I hit (socked) her in the arm

            Someone I work with had new brake pads for her bike sitting on her desk so I said to her "nice shoes" (brake shoes). She looked at her feet and said thanks...

            I will try harder tomorrow to add more to this thread
            Less QQ More pew pew

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            • #7
              Terry, uh... dya'ave a lint brush? My levis are dusty.

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              • #8
                boy have i got one for you:


                where does george bush keep his armies?




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                .....IN HIS SLEEVIES!!!!!! ackackackackakckack
                can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                • #9
                  I hate tomatoes
                  sigpic
                  All good things must come to an end.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Ilya View Post
                    boy have i got one for you:


                    where does george bush keep his armies?

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                    .....IN HIS SLEEVIES!!!!!! ackackackackakckack
                    Wow that was REALLY bad.....Made me smile though so it's ok.

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                    • #11
                      first dinner, then who knows what?

                      quick stop at the bar, dunk in a roofie. commence party time.
                      4:BigKing> xD
                      4:Best> i'm leaving chat
                      4:BigKing> what did i do???
                      4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
                      4:BigKing> ???? why though
                      4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
                      4:BigKing> xD

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                      • #12
                        I really do hate tomatoes
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                        All good things must come to an end.

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                        • #13
                          What do you call a deer with no eyes?


                          I got no eyed deer.
                          There once was a man from Nantucket.

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                          • #14
                            I was arrested for child molestation.


                            Apparently Dora doesnt like to explore

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                            • #15
                              I called that rape Advice Line earlier..

                              Unfortunately, it's only for victims..

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