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**gran guerrero** · 05-20-2010, 02:34 PM

punt puppies!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Soup du Jour** · 08-28-2010, 04:37 PM

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

**Soup du Jour** · 08-28-2010, 04:38 PM

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

**Soup du Jour** · 08-28-2010, 04:38 PM

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

**Soup du Jour** · 08-28-2010, 04:39 PM

Just got a pun email

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

**Soup du Jour** · 08-28-2010, 04:39 PM

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

**Soup du Jour** · 08-28-2010, 04:40 PM

copy pasta

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

**Soup du Jour** · 08-28-2010, 04:40 PM

sorry for the double post

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

**Soup du Jour** · 08-28-2010, 04:41 PM

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

**Soup du Jour** · 08-28-2010, 04:41 PM

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

**Soup du Jour** · 08-28-2010, 04:42 PM

chocolate texts

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

**Soup du Jour** · 08-28-2010, 04:43 PM

cue the religion debate

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

**Soup du Jour** · 08-28-2010, 04:43 PM

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

**Soup du Jour** · 08-28-2010, 04:44 PM

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

**Soup du Jour** · 08-28-2010, 04:45 PM

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

Dear Squeezer