osama bin laden is dead

[gran guerrero]

Oh Deep Thought, what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

[Squeezer]

There is none.

I forgot one thing. Talk in class but don't be THAT guy. Don't be defensive, be inquisitive. They appreciate that much more than the guy who flaunts his shit. Share opinions with questions attached and try to connect information while you're speaking.

But don't be a douche.

[Squeezer]

*an none.

[gran guerrero]

There is none.

I forgot one thing. Talk in class but don't be THAT guy. Don't be defensive, be inquisitive. They appreciate that much more than the guy who flaunts his shit. Share opinions with questions attached and try to connect information while you're speaking.

But don't be a douche.

sigh.. I was hoping you would say 42

Anyways, I got hired to be Orientation Leader for my school. Shitty schedule with hardly any work that can give me some serious money, but I think it will look great on the resume.

[Vatican Assassin]

That doesn't surprise me. You seem impressionable. And don't say all words aside at the start of a new paragraph you doofus.

ur gay

[paradise!]

sigh.. I was hoping you would say 42

Anyways, I got hired to be Orientation Leader for my school. Shitty schedule with hardly any work that can give me some serious money, but I think it will look great on the resume.

Hi and welcome to __________ university would all with taqwa please continue onto Smith Hall, all others please just follow the arrows painted on the ground! (leads to a cliff)

[gran guerrero]

Hi and welcome to __________ university would all with taqwa please continue onto Smith Hall, all others please just follow the arrows painted on the ground! (leads to a cliff)

funny, but I'm in Florida, I would redirect them to a crocodile infested everglade

[Epinephrine]

Back on the topic of this thread, possibly the best spoof article I've read in a VERY long time:

http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2...is-killed.html