A man walks into a bar in Wales and orders some white wine. Everyone in the bar looks up surprised. The barman looks at the man stating: "You're not from round here are you?" "No sir, I'm from Essex". The bartender then asked: "What do you do in Essex?" "I'm a taxidermist." "A taxidermist, what's that all about?" The man says: "I mount animals." The barman smiles and shouts out: "It's OK boys, he's one of us..."
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i think all brits mount animals, specially their mad cows.To all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heart
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Dear mr Mr.Peanuts, please refrain from use of any forum except for the Melee one.Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts
zeus, you should know hardly any foreigners know where the frig wales is.
mad cows, i aint heard much of that since about, errrr... 4 years ago.
pv, i guess ur american, keep kissing bush's ass all of u
Last edited by Bilbo; 11-11-2003, 05:49 PM.Jesus Christ on a pogo stick
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look where my location is dickweed. then figure it out.Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts
pv, i guess ur american, keep kissing bush's ass all of u
To all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heart
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With the semi-final against France coming up I thought about putting an England flag as my wallpaper at work just to piss off the french rugby fans here. But that'd probably just be a display of "English arrogance".
So instead I decided to put a Welsh flag as my wallpaper. After all, what other country in the world can emphaize with pride in defeat better than the French? It's all they ever knew.gravy_: They should do great gran tourismo
gravy_: Electric granny chariots
gravy_: round the nurburgring
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whoooooooaa...americans kiss bush's ass? where the fooking hell did that come from?Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts
pv, i guess ur american, keep kissing bush's ass all of u
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