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    A man walks into a bar in Wales and orders some white wine. Everyone in the bar looks up surprised. The barman looks at the man stating: "You're not from round here are you?" "No sir, I'm from Essex". The bartender then asked: "What do you do in Essex?" "I'm a taxidermist." "A taxidermist, what's that all about?" The man says: "I mount animals." The barman smiles and shouts out: "It's OK boys, he's one of us..."
    Originally posted by Facetious
    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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    rofl

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    • #3
      i think all brits mount animals, specially their mad cows.
      To all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
      brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heart

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      • #4
        zeus, you should know hardly any foreigners know where the frig wales is.

        mad cows, i aint heard much of that since about, errrr... 4 years ago.

        pv, i guess ur american, keep kissing bush's ass all of u

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts
          zeus, you should know hardly any foreigners know where the frig wales is.

          mad cows, i aint heard much of that since about, errrr... 4 years ago.

          pv, i guess ur american, keep kissing bush's ass all of u
          Dear mr Mr.Peanuts, please refrain from use of any forum except for the Melee one.
          Last edited by Bilbo; 11-11-2003, 05:49 PM.
          Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

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          • #6
            Everyone knows where the spitting capital of the world is.

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            • #7
              wahahahahaa.

              and, spitting?
              all the welsh are famous for are sheep and their outrageous language with all the pfy's and the double 'L' s

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              • #8
                And spitting a lot when they speak.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts

                  pv, i guess ur american, keep kissing bush's ass all of u
                  look where my location is dickweed. then figure it out.
                  To all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
                  brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heart

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                  • #10
                    With the semi-final against France coming up I thought about putting an England flag as my wallpaper at work just to piss off the french rugby fans here. But that'd probably just be a display of "English arrogance".

                    So instead I decided to put a Welsh flag as my wallpaper. After all, what other country in the world can emphaize with pride in defeat better than the French? It's all they ever knew.
                    gravy_: They should do great gran tourismo
                    gravy_: Electric granny chariots
                    gravy_: round the nurburgring

                    XBL: VodkaSurprise

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                    • #11
                      dunno where the fuck that is, sorry.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts
                        pv, i guess ur american, keep kissing bush's ass all of u
                        whoooooooaa...americans kiss bush's ass? where the fooking hell did that come from?
                        there's more to life than meets the eye, but don't let that get you down.

                        "If someone throws a stone, throw bread back."
                        -anonymous


                        "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
                        -Samuel Langhorne Clemens


                        "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
                        -Samuel Johnson

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