A man walks into a bar in Wales and orders some white wine. Everyone in the bar looks up surprised. The barman looks at the man stating: "You're not from round here are you?" "No sir, I'm from Essex". The bartender then asked: "What do you do in Essex?" "I'm a taxidermist." "A taxidermist, what's that all about?" The man says: "I mount animals." The barman smiles and shouts out: "It's OK boys, he's one of us..."
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i think all brits mount animals, specially their mad cows.To all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heart
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Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts
zeus, you should know hardly any foreigners know where the frig wales is.
mad cows, i aint heard much of that since about, errrr... 4 years ago.
pv, i guess ur american, keep kissing bush's ass all of uLast edited by Bilbo; 11-11-2003, 05:49 PM.Jesus Christ on a pogo stick
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Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts
pv, i guess ur american, keep kissing bush's ass all of uTo all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heart
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With the semi-final against France coming up I thought about putting an England flag as my wallpaper at work just to piss off the french rugby fans here. But that'd probably just be a display of "English arrogance".
So instead I decided to put a Welsh flag as my wallpaper. After all, what other country in the world can emphaize with pride in defeat better than the French? It's all they ever knew.gravy_: They should do great gran tourismo
gravy_: Electric granny chariots
gravy_: round the nurburgring
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Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts
pv, i guess ur american, keep kissing bush's ass all of uthere's more to life than meets the eye, but don't let that get you down.
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