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    • The last update was over 4 months ago!

      Couldn't they just fucking search for it?!
      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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      • They could have.
        While we're here... lets see...
        Pizza!
        As this is a pizza you can pretty much make it how you want: its the ingredients that make the flavour.
        You need:
        Pizza base
        Chicken (cooked)
        Avacado pulp
        Sour Cream
        Salsa sauce
        Onions

        Spread the chicken and onion over the pizza base, then layer (preferably using some sort of squeezy bottle, so it doesn't all mix together) the avacado pulp, sour cream (not too much of it) and salsa.
        Cook for 10 mins-30 mins (depending on the strength of your oven)
        And serve.

        Originally posted by Disliked
        Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
        +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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        • Buy Stoffers Meal

          Follow Directions On Box

          The End.
          Originally posted by Jeenyuss
          sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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          • Jamaican Patty sandwich.

            - 1 Jamaican patty
            - lettuce
            - tomato slices
            - mayo

            heat up jamaican patty.
            cut open jamaican patty.
            put sandwich ingredients in.
            close and eat.

            YUM YUM
            duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

            Mattey> put me in corch

            zidane> go kf urself pork

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            • sounds jamaican

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              • What is a Jamaican patty?

                3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
                3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
                3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

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                1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
                1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

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                tim> .?squad tim
                BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
                Squad: timo<3ashlee

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                • http://info.product-finder.net/golden/Patties-1.html
                  Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                  sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                  • http://www.pattyking.com/home.html

                    you've never had a Jamaican Patty???
                    go get one, now!
                    duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

                    Mattey> put me in corch

                    zidane> go kf urself pork

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                    • the "Chee-Zee Beef Patty" looks fantastic.


                      :sick:

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                      • Cheesey Beef Jamacian patties are amazing.
                        Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                        sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                        • Those aren't hamburger patties, wtf

                          3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
                          3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
                          3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

                          -

                          1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
                          1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

                          -

                          tim> .?squad tim
                          BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
                          Squad: timo<3ashlee

                          -

                          MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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                          • Hmmm

                            Pusher, if those recipes are really yours, then take me as your apprentice.

                            --Blanke's Scrumptious BlancMuffin--

                            1 english muffin (If it's not split in half already, split it with a fork and try to avoid making too many crumbs)
                            1 egg
                            1 slice of cheese (processed american works well)
                            1 or 2 slices of deli meat (sausage would work extremely well too), i prefer turkey
                            1 slice of a medium tomato, about a 1/4 inch thick (or 1 cm)
                            1 slice of a medium onion.
                            Olive oil
                            Salt and Pepper for seasoning

                            1. Heat up the pan, and begin by cooking the onions (be sure to add olive oil, or whatever oil you have on hand) until they're nearly caramelized.
                            2. Take them out, add oil as needed, and put in your egg.
                            3. Toast your english muffin.
                            4. Depending on the level of "doneness" you like your egg yolk, readd the onions if there's room, the tomato slice, and the deli meat when the egg yolk is to your liking. I like it a little runny because it adds to the flavor and texture.
                            5. Season all the ingredients in the pan.
                            6. Stack the hot ingredients onto the toasty egg mcmuffin: egg, cheese, meat, tomato, onion,

                            Devour with nice, big cups of milk.

                            WARNING: You will be extremely full if assembled correctly.

                            I'm still trying to perfect this; I make it every sunday morning (or i'd like to as a tradition). Give me constructive criticism if you tried it and think there's some way to improve the BlancMuffin.
                            boo...:eek:

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                            • processed cheese makes me cry :sadoldsmi
                              how do people eat that shit??
                              duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

                              Mattey> put me in corch

                              zidane> go kf urself pork

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                              • I guess noone heres got the recipe to: notbeFEG

                                mmm
                                LoPIST> i have tons of leet freinds

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