A fuckin goddamn Egg McMuffin, home-made.
Iight, check this shit out.
Start cookin some fatass bacon, any way u like it.
You take a fuckin egg, whip it up so it's scrambled. Take a tall, circular plastic container so that you get like .5 inch of just egg on the bottom. (should be the circumference of an english muffin)
Throw an english muffin in the goddamn toaster.
Toss the damn container with the egg in the fuckin microwave (uncovered) for 30-45 sec. It will puff up but don't fuckin worry goddamnit, it won't explode or anything it has a lot of room to move - when u turn the microwave off it will shrink back down to an Egg McMuffin size.
Take the toasted muffins out of the brick-shittin toaster, throw the now-cylinder-shaped-egg onto the english muffin (should fit perfectly). Put some fuckin cheese on it, throw bacon on top, and the other piece of the english muffin on top.
Bam. A fuckin Egg McMuffin.
Iight, check this shit out.
Start cookin some fatass bacon, any way u like it.
You take a fuckin egg, whip it up so it's scrambled. Take a tall, circular plastic container so that you get like .5 inch of just egg on the bottom. (should be the circumference of an english muffin)
Throw an english muffin in the goddamn toaster.
Toss the damn container with the egg in the fuckin microwave (uncovered) for 30-45 sec. It will puff up but don't fuckin worry goddamnit, it won't explode or anything it has a lot of room to move - when u turn the microwave off it will shrink back down to an Egg McMuffin size.
Take the toasted muffins out of the brick-shittin toaster, throw the now-cylinder-shaped-egg onto the english muffin (should fit perfectly). Put some fuckin cheese on it, throw bacon on top, and the other piece of the english muffin on top.
Bam. A fuckin Egg McMuffin.
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