Trench Wars Recipe Collection

[SEAL]

The beauty of seals' recipies is its simplicity. If a plan gets too complex something always goes wrong.

1 cucumber
1 glass jameson 18-years
salt, peper
butter
flower (or flour?)
vegetable boillon

Melt 2 TBSP butter in a pan (dont let it go brown).
Add 2 TBSP flower (or flour?) and use that strong right arm to mix it with the butter. Slowly add some water (keep using that right arm) so that you dont get chunks. About 1 liter. Add some vegetable bouillon.
Put a rasp above the pan and rasp that cucumber, with the skin on. (another great exersise for your right arm). Add peper and salt to adjust the flavour. (i like it with alot pepper)

Get the glass of jameson and walk to the couch. Improvise.

[SEAL]

Not sure what the english word is and/or it's for sell outside here. We call it "drop". Transulator calls it: drip/drop (black candy bar)

- patience
- 1 drip/drop candy bar
- 1 bottle vodka

Open the bottle. Get a big shot of the vodka (important, just do it). Put the drip/drop in the bottle (if you were a pussie not to take a shot, you will now see the vodka being wasted by coming out the bottle). Let the bottle rest for a night in the freezer.

[SEAL]

Best spacecake, max stonage

Again, note how simple this is.

Melt the butter in a pan (dont let it go brown). When melted, add the weed in the pan for about 15 minutes. Turn it good so the butter gets all over it. Let time do his job now. (The butter will suck up all the thc from the plant). After 15 mins you can throw the weed away, all the thc is extracted from it.

Use the butter to make the cake how your grandma told you to.

[SEAL]

Sleep tabled

Hottun

- Whiskey
- HOT water
- sugar
- 3 clove's
- dice of lemon

Mix it, and drink it while being already in bed.

[triceratops]

Re: Best spacecake, max stonage

Originally posted by SEAL
Again, note how simple this is.

Melt the butter in a pan (dont let it go brown). When melted, add the weed in the pan for about 15 minutes. Turn it good so the butter gets all over it. Let time do his job now. (The butter will suck up all the thc from the plant). After 15 mins you can throw the weed away, all the thc is extracted from it.

Use the butter to make the cake how your grandma told you to.

ill believe your lies and try this!

[SEAL]

It's not a lie, you won't be disapointed.

Let me add a note. Note:
Once the butter is liquid you dont have to keep it heated. So let it cool down. In other words, dont cook the plant. All that has to be done is let the butter (fat) be in contact with the plant (thc).

plus points:
- You extract everything. Normally you crumble it and mix it; wich means you get pieces of high consentrated stuff and pieces of lower consentrated stuff.
- cake wont turn green

neg points:
- cake wont turn green

edit: cut some bs out.

[triceratops]

your the godzila of marijuana

i love uou wanna join pallies?

xjustinx

[Mayo Inc.]

Try a fire cracker:

Cracker
Weed
Peanut Butter

Peanut Butter
Weed
Cracker

mash the two crackers together like a sammich and bake for i dunno how long, works and it's powerful

[triceratops]

im eatign microwave pancakes listening to the beatels white album and will soon be making a statue in your likeness mikey

[triceratops]

yesterday i had a brite idea.
]

.,

green red and orange peppers griled over a barbeque blacken them and take them off grill when they turn black. put them in a paperbag so they sweat for ten minutes! skin 'em and chop them they make for such a good anything on anything.

i put them on white rice with soy sauce. its delish.

[aussie]

Good Hot dogs :

Okay, I hate hot dogs, but I eat them coz, well they are cheap, and it's what my family eats, anyways, if you hate hotdogs as much as I do, do this!

okay after the hot dog is cooked, take the bun and put mayonnaise on both sides.
then add ketchup and mustard to one side.
Put on a littttleee tiny bit of onions.
put cheese on the hot dog.
and add lettuce.
then eat..

It's damn fecking good.

[syzygy]

that's sick...u forgot the kraut and relish

[Machine of God]

Ok can someone explain why this thread gets to be sticky, I mean its just like any other general discussion thread, only its made by a forum moderator. Seems a little unfair to me.

[Diakka]

Instant macaroni:

1. put water in with noodles

2. put in microwave for 30 seconds

3. take it out and put the cheese in

4. stir

5. eat

[THE PUSHER]

Originally posted by Machine of God
Ok can someone explain why this thread gets to be sticky, I mean its just like any other general discussion thread, only its made by a forum moderator. Seems a little unfair to me.

A) Because I said so

B) Great place for community members to actually share something useful, apart from the rest of the drivel

C) Because I said so

Any other questions? Good. Go sit on the other side of the room with rusher and the other conspiracy theorists. No one is out to get you. Staff is not out to get you. Your parents are not out to get you. The police may be out to get you. The church is not out to get you. Recipes are not out to get you. Go find something useful to complain about.