Pallies and Disoblige

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Div-

If you're needing a place to crash or something, you should look up Swinders. PM me if you need his phone number.

[bloodzombie]

Div, I dunno if you'll read this anytime soon, but I just wanted to let you know that I think you're a madman.

Who'd you go to NY with this time? You're a fuckin pimp just taking off like that. Balls of steel, my man... balls of steel.

[Pearl Jam]

Best of luck to you, Div Rides. I got your back here in the square state.

p.s. - i don't really have any money but i can send you coupons of all kinds

[Verthanthi]

Div,

good luck. I don't even have coupons but I do have a rock you can threaten people for coupons with. Would you like that?

Love,
me

[Mayo Inc.]

If worst comes to worst, go out to Long Island and look up Annux. Tell him who you are and where you came from. He will help you.

Come back soon we need a good leader and bloodzombie doesn't know how.

[bloodzombie]

Originally posted by Mayo Inc.

Come back soon we need a good leader and bloodzombie doesn't know how.

I just like to do fun stuff

[Pearl Jam]

we have a leader?

[Sleepy Weasel]

You can always just leave the city and head up to Ithaca NY and become a hippie. I don't have a place to live next year myself, so we could be homeless buddies.

[RogerMexico]

Hey duder -

Big ups to you and the Giant Apple. Call me and we can laugh about shit. Say hello to that one girl.

BFF,
- AFS

ps - It turns out that I had your Mr. Show bonus features tape (the one with the talk show appearances) the whole time. Isn't that the damndest thing?

[Mayo Inc.]

both of you get your asses onto subspace

[Nickname]

I'm with Mayo, in that I have sex with him.

[ZeUs!!]

I've spent a lot of time thinking about this (mainly because my first lecture of the day isn't until 1pm), and I've decided to help with you're fundraising efforts in NY. Here's Mike's top ten ways of making easy hard cash*:

• 10. Sell your soul. It's not as if it requires a full service history, and the brilliant thing is that no one knows if you've already sold it so you could sell it over and over again. However the downside of this is you'll probably go to hell.
• 9. Start a pornography empire. With people like Dameon Angell playing SubSpace you'll have no shortage of takers for a Pallies porno rag. You might run out of ideas for the amount of different ways Pearl Jam could pose with just an olive branch for the special UN anniversary commerative edition though.
• 8. Sell a kidney to medical science. You only need one plus you've got less chance of being punched in them.
• 7. Become a celebrity hanger-on. The cocaine addiction might put a dent in your finances but the constant stream of product launch parties and e-list celebrity birthday parties will result in your ugly mug getting in the paper more often and perhaps some work in the media.
• 6. Marry a film star. Long shot, I know, but still worth a try. Try and go for a female one too.
• 5. Become a professional hitman. Perhaps the most dangerous of the career path here... perhaps... however you only have to do about 7 days work every year and you're minted. Try not to go for famous targets, they come with excess baggage like a high-profile police investigation, instead try and tap into the 'abandoned lovers' market, hell why not try and create a few potential clients yourself?
• 4. Actually use your qualifications. Or am I just being stupid now?
• 3. Organise a street racing competition. We've all seen the fast and the furious, and unfortuately we've all seen 2 fast 2 furious aswell, so why not set up a league table? Get drivers to pay an entrance fee, you could maybe even get a few sponsorships deals (don't mention its illegal at any meetings). In a few years time you'll have Bernie Eccelstone shitting bricks.
• 2. Become a house husband. Let Jake The One-Eyed Trouser Snake work his magic and in 9 months time you'll have the perfect excuse to stay at home while the partner goes out to work.
• 1. Sell your body. A fine, strong man like you should have no problems attracting potential clients, hell if things go well you could start pimping out the neighbours. Plus I remember from Gangs Of New York theres a dock in the city, so if the female client base drys out then you could always ply your trade down the docks.

*I haven't actually tried any of these myself

[sTuPiD-gErBiL]

1.5: beat up sleeping bums and steal their bottles of southern comfort and leftover big mac debris

[Mayo Inc.]

Zeus gets the LOTS OF EFFORT BUT NO LAUGHTER award for this thread

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

I laughed. A lot, actually.