[Mafia]The Chopping Block

[the_paul]

Voth redemption tour after last game is about to be short lived though

[WillBy]

The pool party potluck was typical- suburban dads barbecuing and comparing dick sizes, soccer moms supervising swimming and gossiping, and then the out of place few (I suppose that could include myself). Not her though. She's perfect...

My hazy trance was broken by a scream. Several screams. Wailing from the pool. The crowd of adults rushed over, as the crowd of children rushed out. Measuring several inches long and impressively (disturbingly) wide in diameter floated a doody. A quick way to put a damper on the whole evening.

The party ended soon after, then the pool was drained, and only then did someone realize that it was merely a Baby Ruth candy bar.

An investigation was launched (great use of my HOA dues) and the culprit received a hefty fine.

Voth aka Brian the teen vandal was lynched. He was a 1-shot Mafia Busdriver.


Begin Night 1

[the_paul]

L. O . L.

[the_paul]

Who is happier right now, Vehicle or Jessup?

[LF]

If I end up getting paired with Voth I can pretty much guarantee SOMEBODY is a Bus Driver just so he can toss me under it again. Wilbur would definitely have that kind of dark humor.

2nd post of the game and I was really damn close to predicting facts. I figured Wilbur would add a busdriver so Voth could toss me under it again. What I didn't predict was that Voth would be the one DRIVING the bus

Sorrynotsorry

[Vehicle]

Yay, this means I get to

unvote Markmrw
and
Vote Voth

Ad-homenim, uncalled for attacks from my mafia godfather will not be tolerated. It is my pleasure to be the third vote putting him in the lead to be lynched.

YAWN

Goodbye cruel world.

*emphasis added

[Vehicle]

Unrelated I'd say keep an eye out for people who actively tried to deflect from Voth. If anyone is gonna try to get their chat to defend them D1 it's our Self-Proclaimed King

[Jessup]

Who is happier right now, Vehicle or Jessup?

I was just logging in to make a post to allow Voth to state his case looooool. Glad I wasn't given the chance rofl cause Voth in that role would have been completely bonkers even if it was a 1 shot.. Dunno why I was gonna give him a chance when if the shoe was on the other foot Voth would just say "Fk U Jessup, You suck!!"

RIP The Town Destroyer

So we know mafia has x shots.. and are now one player down .. This is good.. and a nice voting representation that removes serious suspicion for now with a few.

[Illwei]

this is so sad i voted the wrong wolf

[Beast]

If I end up getting paired with Voth I can pretty much guarantee SOMEBODY is a Bus Driver just so he can toss me under it again. Wilbur would definitely have that kind of dark humor.

My 49ers killing it atm

So, I forgot about the forums for a couple of days, and I come back to an exciting theme, and now I feel like This guy lol just spoiled the end of Loki.. Thanks a lot, Mr kang! That, or he threw voth under the bus, and is saving himself to live another few days. tonight we about to found out.

[LF]

I can certainly see the poetic justice of Voth throwing me under the bus, then me throwing him under his OWN bus. I wish that were the case.

In fact I'm just gonna go ahead and pretend that Voth died because of my prediction because it makes me feel better.

[orangeandblack5]

oh day ended lmaoooooo

yeah this game start was not good timing for me lel

two exams rn

[Illwei]

Orange are you a wolf

[Exalt]

WTF! Nobody tells me when these things start anymore? You muthafuckas killed Voth without me?

[Exalt]

If I end up getting paired with Voth I can pretty much guarantee SOMEBODY is a Bus Driver just so he can toss me under it again. Wilbur would definitely have that kind of dark humor.

My 49ers killing it atm

Found scum boys. LF is Voth's partner. Easy game.