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today this kid at my school said to a girl he liked: hey are you a parking ticket? cuz you've got fine written all over you. first time i heard that one made me laugh, maybe you've heard it before but tell me what others ones you've got
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'you don't sweat much for a fat chick' -
Who uses pick up lines apart from fat guys with medallions?Comment
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Me
Oh... wait..USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
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9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?Comment
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"I like you, you like me?"
Spoken in bad dialect.Comment
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from napoleon dynamite of course...
i see your drinking 1% is that cuz u think ur fat
cuz ur not, u could be drinking whole if u wanted toGun remembers.Comment
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Your body is like a Visa, it's everywhere I want to be.Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
Chao <ER> - heroComment
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Do you believe in love first sight or should I walk by again?
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
Person 1: Did it hurt?
Person 2: Did what hurt?
Person 1: When you fell from heaven.this is a dated signature
FREE GHB, PH
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I'm pretty sure Quagmire uses that in Family Guy. In the episode where he babysits the kids.Originally posted by FlaredComment
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Still my favorite one...
"Wanna go halves on a bastard?"http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread
"Mustafa sounds like someone that likes to fly planes into buildings." -GalleleoComment
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whenm i embraced you i toppled overComment
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This means something.this is a dated signature
FREE GHB, PH
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What's up with people stealing funny bits from popular TV shows and passing them off as their own?Originally posted by Vatican AssassinOriginally posted by CopsComment
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You shouldn't be driving with that much alcohol in your blood. Let me take you home.Comment
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*RISK OF A SLAP*
You look tired.
Do you want to rest your breasts on my hands?
lol some guy actualy used this on one of my sisters friends, (apparently a pretty girl with big boobs)In my world,
I am King
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