Life flashing before my eyes

[Liquid Blue]

ROFL splifgin, do U realize that that book you showed us is co-written by Dani Filth? HAHAHAHA



For the rest of you guys who don't know anything about metal (especially black, in this case; he's the most gay guy ever within black metal scenery. There's a so called "major rule", if you want to be a True Black Metal fan, just don't act like Dani Filth.



GAHAKJAHAA spliffin

Oh fuck one of my friends favorite bands is Cradle of Filth. Did you know Dani did some low-grade porno work before his band got big?


Anyway, props to Riesen for taking this guy seriously , and to Sairen for posting:

Don't give him too hard of a time or else he'll stop posting. I, for one, would like to know how I can better serve my dark overlord. Do you perhaps have a pamphlet or something I could use to cast weather control spells?

Cheers.

[Maurauth]

Ohh Stfu harry potter.

[Mr. Peanuts]

LOL YOU OWNED HIM THERE

[Aquatiq]

God is nice, too. -_-

[Sarien]

I'm such a hypocrite.

Not really what I meant. Just that you're kinda overlooking that you kinda have to believe in magic too, don't you?

I mean if the Lord is all powerful he could let magic spells work or not work according to whim, and who knows maybe the debbul is powerful enough to do the same?

I was attempting to give you one of those crisis of faith things. They're fun. Hehe

[Stabwound]

i take it your one of those people who believes in bugger all, try a weegie board, i bet you one of those people who acts all hard, man id love to be there when you try one of these, lmao, you will be so scared that your mates will be able to see the shit running down your leg

Heh.

Ouija boards are 100% fake. They debunked this on Penn & Teller: Bullshit. They got a bunch of those pathetic vampire gothic types, and blindfolded them. They made them use one of the original Parker Brothers (boardgame company) ouija boards. It was so great, the board was working and they were actually talking to a spirit; the little thingy kept going to Yes or No on the board to answer questions!

Then the people that run the show turned the board upside down, and the vampire guys didn't know because they were blindfolded. Hmm, strange, the spirit then kept pointing to blank parts of the board where Yes and No would be if it was the right side up.

James Randi did a similar thing. When the people could see, the spirit magically talked to them. As soon as they were blindfolded, the spirit started giving them gibberish messages that made no sense.

Check out the Ideomotor effect .

Oh well. I guess they're not real afterall. <_<

[Aquatiq]

Why are you making fun of faith? Faith is important to have, it doesn't matter. Beliefs will always change, but faith will be there because it doesn't require physical evidence to make an impact on someone. Everyone has/needs a faith. Even the faith of the faithless is that there is no faith for them (o.O). Some faiths are more popular than others. This is his. If you don't like it, don't be a part of it.
Just wanted a laugh? there are websites designed to make people like disliked, facetious and mr. peanuts laugh. Just wanted attention? Well, you can thank me whenever <_< .

[Aquatiq]

but about being saved by a car crash, that would really freak me out.... wow!

[Maurauth]

Nice attempt at trolling/double posting

[Aquatiq]

how'm I trolling
I don't have a "beef" with anyone and not insulting anyone

[Theif of Time]

okay so ouija boards are spelled one way, but some nutcases spell it two different ways, got it.

Color/colour, fullstop/period, honor/honour

[Exotic]

my life flashed before my eyes when i came upon this

[Jeenyuss]

my life flashed before my eyes when i came upon this

Exotic today some girl had the word "exotic" written on her t-shirt as a logo but I read it as "erotic".

I didn't get a boner.

[Theif of Time]

ok teh teeth is slightly disturbing. And they look quite young, which is also a little disturbing.

[Spliffing]

Hmm well ive tried and it seems clear to me that there are people who are too blind to see what others see. As with weegie boards, spirits use your energy to guide you to the answer. If the board is upside down how the fuck would you get an answer anyway numnuts, off course the message would be blurred. I think you should do more research into this topic. I have seen certain weegie boards on scuff live or home videos where the table snaps or turn over against the wall, not that i watch it, my friend is obsessed with it (sube) but a most haunted empisode which is totally live and filmed in real time. People are fainting and the table is going everywere. First the glass just move crazy but then the 'spirit' gets really pissed off and starts flipping tables and knocking stuff off walls like shelves, and it all happens really fast in full view of the camera. If someone wants to check up on this, i believe the haunting site was a place called Pendle Hill.