Your most embarassing moment...... ever

[Spliffing]

Post here what you have kept in the dark for so long, one of mine, (note only one of them) we got some deckchairs for going on holiday when i was about 5 and they wer in the living room, i thought they looked fun, so i ran and jumped on one, i heard a slight crunch but must have just been the chair, then i suddenly jolted down about a cm on the chair after hearing another crunch, i went to get of but found i was somehow stuck to the chair, i looked down, and i had actually crushed and mangled my left index finger between to poles that wernt set up properly, i had a screaming fit, eventually got it out, looked at the flat mess, and my nail dropped off, it was kinda sucky but the next few days at primary school i carried it around in a bottle :P since then i have never sat on a deck chair... ever.

[Sube]

Rofl, u know mine Spliffing :P

[Spliffing]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA jeesus, the best trip over and make it look like I meant to do it I have ever seen in my life! lmao sube

[Mr. Peanuts]

I was in year 11 which means I was 15, I was in a maths class. My teacher had a bad habit of putting people on the spot suddenly, and he thought he'd take the piss knowing full well I'm unconfident and he asked me what 7+5 was. I couldn't answer him.

Not that I'm shit at arithmetic when I'm left to do it by myself, I'm just very unconfident with maths and my mind just goes blank when put on the spot, whatever the question may be.

About 17-20 other people got a few laughs at my expense. Oh well.

edit: i passed maths though :lol:

[Da1andonly]

Post here what you have kept in the dark for so long, one of mine, (note only one of them) we got some deckchairs for going on holiday when i was about 5 and they wer in the living room, i thought they looked fun, so i ran and jumped on one, i heard a slight crunch but must have just been the chair, then i suddenly jolted down about a cm on the chair after hearing another crunch, i went to get of but found i was somehow stuck to the chair, i looked down, and i had actually crushed and mangled my left index finger between to poles that wernt set up properly, i had a screaming fit, eventually got it out, looked at the flat mess, and my nail dropped off, it was kinda sucky but the next few days at primary school i carried it around in a bottle :P since then i have never sat on a deck chair... ever.

Wow. I need stronger glasses after trying to read that shit, feels as if my eyes just died. You use 4 (FOUR!!!) dots in that whole chunk of shit, and they are before and after the last WORD.

[ZeUs!!]

Calling a teacher Mum is always painful

[Pressure Drop]

hmmm so many

your only getting one though

when i was about 13-5 i was in french class and the teacher called me up to the front then handed me a book and in french told me wear to take it. I was terrible at french and never really did anywork in it, so i hadn't the faintest idea of what she said. I took the book nodded and said ok, as i couldn't let her know i spoke no french. Then i walked to the back of the class becuase i once thought i'd seen someone take it there before but then the whole class including the teacher started laughing. So i decided that wasn't what she said and walked back up the class and out the door with about 30 ppl all in stitches at me having walked in about as wrong direction as you could go and me still having no idea where to go. I looked in the book outside and it was ment to go to the general office so i left it in there and went back to class where i got mocked for the whole lesson by the teacher.

[a falling tree]

Calling a teacher Mum is always painful

lol, aye, 'tis true. (luckily my mum & dad were both teachers, so I had some odds it happened in their class :P)

[Pandagirl!]

Too many to pick from!

In 8th grade I went to the state science fair. Some friends and I were hanging out in the bathroom beforehand because we had nothing to do. Then we noticed that the tampon dispenser was free, and we proceeded to get a bunch of them out, along with a few pads.

As a dare I pretended to smoke one of the tampons (it was still wrapped, sickos). So I'm pretending to get a big long drag of it when the door opens. We didn't have time to stash it, so she saw everything and we bolted.

Later on I've almost forgotten about the incident and the judges are coming around to judge us. And of course, you guessed it, the lady from the bathroom turned out to be my judge. Very embarassing to say the least.

So judging is finally over and we have about 3 hours to kill before awards. We proceed to go into the streets of downtown Columbus and basically be annoying teenagers. It was a blast to say the least. We stuck pads to anything and everything, including random people walking on the street. Hilarity ensued.

So we go back to the award ceremony and all the awards are handed out. I'm going up to accept my scholarship, which is to be handed to me by the mayor's wife. Haha guess who it was. The lady from the bathroom. So I'm walking up there, and she asks me, "Are you the girl from the bathroom? You know, with the tampon?" Yea... the microphone was on and over 5,000 people heard her ask that.

[Subjugation]

I'm too embarrassed---plus it was too illegal to say.

But I will say it involved kidnapping, a gun, and lots of alcohol.

[Jacklyn]

meep im really clumsy..so i would be walking and i would kick something or trip over myself or id run into something ..meep

[PolluX]

Last Thursday at college we had guestspeaker, Mr. Christos Sirros (Délegué général du Québec à Bruxelles). He was there to speak about the immigration in the Canadian and Quebecoise (?) context. I woke up late and was 10 minutes too late in the aula, he already started... So when I entered he stopped talking and waited for me to be seated. I started to make an apologie ...in English... while I saw my classmates shaking their heads and whispering something. When I finished my apologie Mr. Christos Sirros spoke again: (In French) As I was saying, we like to encourage our immigrants to speak French and not English... the rest of the 3 hours was about why people should speak French and not English...
Actually I didn't care, but it could have been embarassing... :P

[Colossos]

this one time, I joined an internet forum, and told them all I was a goth and was into black magic and stuff. But when they started making fun of me, I got all defensive and let my temper flare quite often. I was really embarrassed cos I thought everyone in the forum thought I was a total dork. Thankfully though, a bit of quick thinking led me to tell everyone that it was only a joke, and I think I successfully avoided the whole situation, and no one is any the wiser.

[Sleuth]

this one time, I joined an internet forum, and told them all I was a goth and was into black magic and stuff. But when they started making fun of me, I got all defensive and let my temper flare quite often. I was really embarrassed cos I thought everyone in the forum thought I was a total dork. Thankfully though, a bit of quick thinking led me to tell everyone that it was only a joke, and I think I successfully avoided the whole situation, and no one is any the wiser.

My most embarrasing moment was when i was caught together with Colossos ^-^

JUST KIDDING COLOSOS LOLCOPTER

[Pandagirl!]

this one time, I joined an internet forum, and told them all I was a goth and was into black magic and stuff. But when they started making fun of me, I got all defensive and let my temper flare quite often. I was really embarrassed cos I thought everyone in the forum thought I was a total dork. Thankfully though, a bit of quick thinking led me to tell everyone that it was only a joke, and I think I successfully avoided the whole situation, and no one is any the wiser.

Are you Spliffing or whatever his name is?