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Originally posted by Jeenyuss
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Cry me a river fuckface. Go hit on Ashlee.You ate some priest porridge
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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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She left meOriginally posted by Zerzera
Originally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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sup homedawgMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Chillin'.. bangin' watermelons.. the usual. You?Originally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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I know someone (I think it was Ilya) got in trouble for that as an ava a few (2 or 3) years ago.... Nothing should change now, even though it was only posted.1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat
1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
1:trashed> wha
1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
1:trashed> i download my own
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1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would comeComment
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Cry more, stark. Fucking nerd.
The same GIF was posted by Ilya a few months ago with no consequences. Way to be consistent, fucking numbskulls.Originally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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I really can't find it, but if you can find it I'll tell him to sort his fucking life outOriginally posted by PHOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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This is where it WAS, but now all I see is a nice message from Photobucket. I know it was there though, because a few posts down there's a mention of watermelon sex. And I distinctly remember it being the catalyst in that konging.Originally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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The fact its called watermelon.gif blows any doubt out of the water. I'll put on my police hatOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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Is this "fuck you and die" (quotations to denote SA definition) humor?
:busted: :busted: :busted:sageComment
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I know someone who broke tables in their topic with a picture, but wasn't banned for it. Someone else did and got banned for a few days. Nothing should change, either both or neither should have been banned-but life sucks like that.Originally posted by stark
taping you bang watermelons, of course.Originally posted by phMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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What if one of the seeds scratched your penis?
Fucking ouchsageComment
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I'M WILLING TO TAKE THAT RISKOriginally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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seedless watermelon, tha fruit fucker's dreamOriginally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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