what are your deal breakers?

[Exalt]

gotta expand on this. i've met a couple girls who do this and aren't that bad.

i think it's when they're totally obsessed with horses when it becomes a deal-breaker for me. like my buddy's little sister. there are numerous other deal-breakers with this chick but her horse obsession is strange. she made it a facebook profile. and then listed the horse as her child on her facebook profile. i mean the horse's name is sisco for christ's sake.

I dated two girls that loved horses. One was a stupid country bitch that was a bigger racist than Hitler. She was a dumb blonde too. Basically, she thought mudding/line dancing/wearing flannel/cowboy hats were cool. I wanted to kill her for how annoying she was, but I just dumped her instead. The pussy was good, but she was a clingly bitch.

The second one was just a girl that grew up in north cali and her parents owned a horse ranch when she was young. She ended up being the most dependable/mature girl ive ever seen at her age. She also didn't listen to country music, didn't go mudding, didn't wear flannel/cowboy hats and wasn't racist. She was cool as fuck, and her pussy was also way better than the previous one.

I guess it's a 50-50 shot for it... but personally... I wouldn't say the horse thing is bad... I would say any girl that is a COUNTRY girl period is bad. Tell those bitches to fuck off and go sleep in some hay.

[Adman]

go to you jizz dot come and search for "anita fucks a horse" that's a girl that loves horses.

[duel pasta]

Still waiting on your list, champ.

tongue piercings

[Da1andonly]

how many friends does sisco have on facebook jeen

[Ephemeral]

Coming soon, 2 new threads. “How To Avoid Sweeping Generalizations” and “Why Can’t I Find The Person Who Will Spend The Rest Of Their Life With Me?”.

But seriously, people around here (southern USA) had this all figured out a long time ago. First, married your sister, she should have the same likes and dislikes as you. Second, marry a girl while she is still 12 year-old, this allows you to ‘raise’ her the way you want, mold her to be just like you.

[Zeebu]

eph, did you accidentally your 12 year old sister?

[Ephemeral]

eph, did you accidentally your 12 year old sister?

Nah, but I did meet my wife in 1977 when she was 16.

[Ilya]

thatta boy!

[Squeezer]

Nah, but I did meet my wife in 1977 when she was 16.

does she have a thing for horses because I have heard that women who have things for horses break deals.

[Summa]

horses scare the FUK outta me.

srsly...have you seen their legs? could kick a hole in my chest.

[Ilya]

i want to know who in the Association of Females sent out the memo that baby voice was ok. get that shit outta here

examples: shanks, hokay, wuhwoh, sowwy, you have a wittle penis

also.. sisco's mom takes care of him. mm mm mm. i think it's sort of a trend to make facebook ids for your pets now, among the crazy crowd, anyway. i'm friends with one broad who has a page for her dog that gets updated about as frequently, sometimes more frequently, than her own. and her neighbor's dog has a page too and they post on each other's walls. i would talk shit, but i want to put it in her real bad

the girl, not the dog cmon thats gross it's not even a female dog

[Soup du Jour]

i'm friends with one broad who has a page for her dog that gets updated about as frequently, sometimes more frequently, than her own. and her neighbor's dog has a page too and they post on each other's walls. i would talk shit, but i want to put it in her real bad

This MIGHT be my cousin

[Ilya]

yo hook me up

tell her im real nice and strong and will take care of her forever

[Jason]

damn, you guys are picky

no college degree is a deal breaker? really?

that's simultaneously supercilious and shallow

(alliteration used for emphasis)

[gran guerrero]

you have a wittle penis

haha you got diswespected by a female?