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  • what are your deal breakers?

    fat
    poor
    loves or strongly likes cats
    dumb bitch
    smokes the cigarette
    goes to H&R block for her taxes
    knows about internet memes
    can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

  • #2
    has a twitter or facebook status that is updated more than once a day
    doesn't like rap
    can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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    • #3
      obnoxious laugh
      wider shoulders than hips
      loves or strongly likes god
      overly hairy arms
      has ever owned or expressed interest in owning a horse

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      • #4
        Taller than 5'8
        Larger than 140 pounds, smaller than 95 pounds
        Ginger
        Bad face
        No ass
        Unemployed
        Dumber than Material Girl
        Hatchet wound vagina
        Ugly toes
        Large ankles (not just cankles, even ones that are getting close)
        Stumpy legs
        Long gorilla arms
        Beer gut
        Doesn't take care of her appearance (looks dumpy)
        Uses too much makeup
        Loves animals
        Doesn't have a college degree

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        • #5
          male
          duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

          Mattey> put me in corch

          zidane> go kf urself pork

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          • #6
            Looks like Tagmor
            Epinephrine's History of Trench Wars:
            www.geocities.com/epinephrine.rm

            My anime blog:
            www.animeslice.com

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Scurvy View Post
              obnoxious laugh
              wider shoulders than hips
              loves or strongly likes god
              overly hairy arms
              has ever owned or expressed interest in owning a horse
              i dated this girl. god that was a disaster. She attacked me when i broke it off with her, fucking crazy
              8:Lrim> you guys take this game too seriously

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              • #8
                Originally posted by genocidal View Post
                Taller than 5'8
                Larger than 140 pounds, smaller than 95 pounds
                Ginger
                Bad face
                No ass
                Unemployed
                Dumber than Material Girl
                Hatchet wound vagina
                Ugly toes
                Large ankles (not just cankles, even ones that are getting close)
                Stumpy legs
                Long gorilla arms
                Beer gut
                Doesn't take care of her appearance (looks dumpy)
                Uses too much makeup
                Loves animals
                Doesn't have a college degree
                so do you hate yourself when you jerk off? Or do you just refuse to touch yourself???
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                All good things must come to an end.

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                • #9
                  just kiddin gen, you are a male goddess
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                  All good things must come to an end.

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                  • #10
                    hairy pits
                    hairy legs
                    dry or no sense of humor
                    more shoes than she could possibly wear
                    no college degree
                    big nose
                    gingers
                    5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                    5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                    5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                    1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                    1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                    • #11
                      my deal breaker:
                      jew
                      loves or strongly likes tomatoes
                      taller than me
                      zionist scum
                      infidel fuck
                      stupid fuck
                      idiot fuck
                      doesn't like to say the word FUCK
                      doesn't laugh at my jokes
                      doesn't cry at my sob filled story telling
                      goes to Ilya to get her taxes done (then I know shes cheating on me)
                      Doesn't give blowjobs but doesn't mind a handjob
                      I mean really what the fuck is your purpose of a woman if all u can do is something I do on a daily basis. open your mouth and get to suckin bitch! Or I'll smotherbox ya!!!
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                      All good things must come to an end.

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                      • #12
                        in before im banned by fascists
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                        All good things must come to an end.

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                        • #13
                          banned by fascists..

                          fakeedit: belief that they are more interesting then they are (more often by a long way) & annoying accents. Think one girl in particular is moulding this.
                          Not excluding:
                          Penis's
                          Chests as opposed to boobsicles.
                          like rnb/scissor sisters/post 90s pop crap.
                          orange skin
                          brown/black skin :P jokeyjokey.butserious
                          LoPIST> i have tons of leet freinds

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                          • #14
                            breaking the 4th wall.
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                            • #15
                              a cast-iron egg-tree, lacquered

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