fuck

[Jerome Scuggs]

suffer in hell, cunt

though after-the-fact i have to say "dude, way too harsh", when i read this the first time i spit beer out of my nose

[Bioture]

He thinks it's perfectly ok to cheat and it's no dirt off his shoulders because as long as it's meaningless it doesn't matter. Apparently that's traditional Chinese culture - men are allowed to have mistresses as long as they take care of their wife and kids at home - it's more like a business arrangement than a marriage. He doesn't realize that he's not in China and I'm not Chinese.

This is pretty offensive. Just because you got a dud doesn't mean you need to stereotype.

[Bioture]

Chinese culture is about taking care of your family - monetarily. It's a business arrangement, at least for people who are wealthy and successful. The wife knows that her husband has mistresses but just doesn't ask and ignores it.

This is also pretty ignorant.

[Bioture]

Actually upon reading this thread, I've come to the conclusion that even though my fiance is caucasian, it might not be a bad idea to cheat on her.

[the_paul]

Way to prove us wrong by confirming our stereotype

[Adman]

if you decide to stay with him, be prepared for him to cheat again. Just sayin.

[the_paul]

look at bioture making this thread all about him. I bet all chinese are selfish too, based off this example.

[Twerp]

Date an engineer, not a doctor. They're happy to get any action

[Adman]

Date an engineer, not a doctor. They're happy to get any action

this.

[Ilya]

am i the only one who thought that pandagirl's chinaman was the one who was explaining that it's ok to cheat in chinese culture?

i guess it made the story better in my mind

[TagMor]

How To Be An Attention Whore

You will need the following:

• 1. Vagina
  1. Audience of males
  1. Boyfriend who is not present.

First of all you inform your audience, as subtly as possible, that you indeed have a vagina.
Now that you have the audiences full attention, it is time to initiate "Look at me, I'm a victim" phase. Emphasize that it is your non-present boyfriend who is at fault - This is very effective for two reasons:
1) Males want to be a hero. They want to save the girl from the burning house (asshole boyfriend).
2)The boyfriend is not present and you are able to say whatever the fuck you want without the annoying constraints of reality.
Adding infidelity to your story will have the bonus effect of bringing sex into the subliminal interaction between Attention Whore and audience, and stimulate other male primal instincts.
So now that you have an audience of aroused heroes, it's time to initiate "I'm going to act like an innocent, yet completely retarded bitch" phase. Contradict yourself as much as possible, whilst maintaining a persona of naivety. After declaring in great detail how bad your boyfriend treats you in the "look at me, I'm a victim" phase, now imply that you are going to stay with him regardless.
At this point the audience will be emotionally involved in your artificial dilemma, and the delicious attention will be flowing.
Eat that shit up whore. You deserve it.

[Ilya]

thanks for that insightful analysis

??

[project dragon]

Realizing you did something wrong =/= caring that you did something wrong

Also, going to China to confront your boyfriend with his ex-wife in possible close proximity- prepare to protect your kidneys or other valuable parts of your body that the human body can live without and is worth a lot of money.

[roxxkatt]

PANDA MUST BE IN EGYPT










BECAUSE SHES IN DENIAL



ffff

[Zyphen]

You will need the following:

• 1. Vagina
  1. Audience of males
  1. Boyfriend who is not present.

First of all you inform your audience, as subtly as possible, that you indeed have a vagina.
Now that you have the audiences full attention, it is time to initiate "Look at me, I'm a victim" phase. Emphasize that it is your non-present boyfriend who is at fault - This is very effective for two reasons:
1) Males want to be a hero. They want to save the girl from the burning house (asshole boyfriend).
2)The boyfriend is not present and you are able to say whatever the fuck you want without the annoying constraints of reality.
Adding infidelity to your story will have the bonus effect of bringing sex into the subliminal interaction between Attention Whore and audience, and stimulate other male primal instincts.
So now that you have an audience of aroused heroes, it's time to initiate "I'm going to act like an innocent, yet completely retarded bitch" phase. Contradict yourself as much as possible, whilst maintaining a persona of naivety. After declaring in great detail how bad your boyfriend treats you in the "look at me, I'm a victim" phase, now imply that you are going to stay with him regardless.
At this point the audience will be emotionally involved in your artificial dilemma, and the delicious attention will be flowing.
Eat that shit up whore. You deserve it.

LOOOOOL, pure poetry.